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redbear
04-01-2003, 09:13 AM
someone emailed this to me and thought i would share....



"How about this idea?"

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Stormwalker
04-01-2003, 09:24 AM
hahahaha laughed my arse off..

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blugh
04-01-2003, 12:05 PM
What's funny(scary?) is that there are people in the U.S. who might consider this to be a great plan.

Mischa
04-01-2003, 12:47 PM
11) We pay back our creditors the debts of 30 BILLION US Dollars .... but ****, then our country would be broke

What's funny(scary?) is that there are people in the U.S. who might consider this to be a great plan.

u scare me :huh:

Jake
04-01-2003, 06:54 PM
:big grin: :D :big grin: :D :big grin: :D :big grin:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
some of this is true, noone likes Americans but yet they want ur F****** money and food and help, without us (the US) these countries would destroy themselves, when we help out everyone calls us imperialists, tell that to the people of Europe (WWII) and every other ungrateful country we've helped out.
:upset: :upset: :upset:

Marcus
04-01-2003, 09:25 PM
Funny stuff. Scary if it would work.

Try telling this to a friend who is 100% against war and wait for them to say "wait no...that's not what I mean..."

I can't think of a peaceful plan that is garunteed to work. (You can only disarm if there is co-opertation)

blugh
04-01-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Marcus
Funny stuff. Scary if it would work.

Try telling this to a friend who is 100% against war and wait for them to say "wait no...that's not what I mean..."

I can't think of a peaceful plan that is garunteed to work. (You can only disarm if there is co-opertation)

Indeed... what's really unfortunate is that Saddam started disarming somewhat at the start of March...

radstar
04-02-2003, 12:30 AM
war is everywhere man.... even in this forum..... need to shoot myself in the head :freak:

guevara
04-02-2003, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by radstar
war is everywhere man.... even in this forum..... need to shoot myself in the head :freak:


where is war??? this is life... and i didn't choose this - so this is democracy - if anyone know Slobodan Milosevich - he would be pleased to have such a roommate as Bush in Haag...

And Radstar its not worth to take your life, beacose of the system which is ****ed up...

I can say only this - I'm the richest bastard in this this fu.king world, beacose i'm alive

carl
04-02-2003, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by guevara

I can say only this - I'm the richest bastard in this this fu.king world, beacose i'm alive
but what about the guy who is alive AND has a billion dollars? :whistle:

radstar
04-02-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by guevara
where is war??? this is life... and i didn't choose this - so this is democracy - if anyone know Slobodan Milosevich - he would be pleased to have such a roommate as Bush in Haag...

And Radstar its not worth to take your life, beacose of the system which is ****ed up...

I can say only this - I'm the richest bastard in this this fu.king world, beacose i'm alive

i wuz just joking dude. every day in this forum- there's always a new thread about the war.... so i'm like guhhhhh :freak:

corfy
04-02-2003, 05:44 PM
Actually, I know one politician (OK, he is a city councilman, but still) who would heartily agree with numbers 1, 2, and 8. But, what do you expect from a Libertarian?

(Of course, he would also strongly disagree with 3, 4, and probably 5... I don't know how he would feel about the others.)

Corfy