carl
04-05-2003, 09:15 PM
This just in. Jar Jar Binks has been found dead!
Fresh from signing his contract to replace Laurence Fishburn in the upcoming sequels to smash hit movie The Matrix Jarjar has suffered from a horrible accident. Witnesses not that the screams of terror could be heard from miles away, and yet the only hard proof the police have is a photo submitted by an unnamed Matrix fan. Police quickly announced that the photo revealed an open shut case of Jar Jar falling down the stairs, and no further investigation is to be held.
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Fresh from signing his contract to replace Laurence Fishburn in the upcoming sequels to smash hit movie The Matrix Jarjar has suffered from a horrible accident. Witnesses not that the screams of terror could be heard from miles away, and yet the only hard proof the police have is a photo submitted by an unnamed Matrix fan. Police quickly announced that the photo revealed an open shut case of Jar Jar falling down the stairs, and no further investigation is to be held.
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