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radstar 08-18-2003, 10:34 PM just kiddin....
lets play a game! it's a story game.... i'll start w/ a story and then i'll cut off, and the next person will have to continue and then cut off, and so on.... there is no ending.
how does that sound??
if it's stupid... then piss off!!!! :P
if it's confusing.... then read the instruction again
if it's a great idea.... then great!
yay! i'm so excited!! :big grin: :big grin:
okay here goes:
I'm driving down the street and I.....
okay stupid idea...
uhhh..... ooh Road Rules is on!
......
okay i'm back. here's the final point for why this thread exists!
uhhhhhhhhhhh
i suck....
(and no it's not a fill-in-the-blank, you dopes) :rolleyes:
Gaumont 08-18-2003, 10:38 PM just a guess, you were really tired when making this thread?
anyhow, u got a laugh out of me so GOOD JOB =)
radstar 08-19-2003, 12:59 AM Originally posted by Gaumont
just a guess, you were really tired when making this thread?
uh yah sorta. i really have been crazy the past week. gotta catch up on my sleep. i'm starting school this thursday.
but glad to hear that i made ya laugh! that makes me happy! :D
chernabog_ca 08-19-2003, 04:23 PM So what exactly was the begining of the story?
No these things are fun.
Originally posted by radstar
I'm driving down the street and I.....
drove off a cliff but...
streetpreacher 08-19-2003, 04:39 PM Originally posted by carl
drove off a cliff but...
fortunately i could jump out of the car before ...
Originally posted by streetpreacher
fortunately i could jump out of the car before ...
...it exploded me into the next universe, however, rolling down the hill...
Jedi Master 08-19-2003, 06:33 PM Originally posted by I Got Trailers
...it exploded me into the next universe, however, rolling down the hill...
I was able to grabe my lightsabre.. :P
Originally posted by Jedi Master
I was able to grabe my lightsabre.. Which came in handy as Darth...
editman 08-19-2003, 06:52 PM Originally posted by carl
Which came in handy as Darth...
who says to Luke, "Dude, where's my car?" ;)
BTW editman's password is editmanisdaman*
*Not a real password
Jedi Master 08-19-2003, 07:51 PM Originally posted by editman
who says to Luke, "Dude, where's my car?" ;)
It's not a car it's a...
radstar 08-20-2003, 01:55 AM Originally posted by Jedi Master
It's not a car it's a...
plane! is that a bomb i see? or is that.......
discostu 08-20-2003, 02:43 AM ....tisoy who is burning down the house....
Originally posted by discostu
....tisoy who is burning down the house.... belonging to Ahnold...
editman 08-20-2003, 03:44 AM Originally posted by carl
belonging to Ahnold...
... who gives a transcript of this thread to Ivan Reitman, who's gonna turn it into a blockbuster movie for Memorial Day 2005 to head-butt Star Wars Episode III...
Originally posted by editman
... who gives a transcript of this thread to Ivan Reitman, who's gonna turn it into a blockbuster movie for Memorial Day 2005 to head-butt Star Wars Episode III...
However Reitman lost the transcript after it was stolen by Micheal Baye who wants to use the action scenes for his new Paul Walker Vehicle, Aliens Vs Predator.
Stormwalker 08-20-2003, 08:27 AM my password is richisdaman
Jedi Master 08-20-2003, 10:32 AM Originally posted by carl
However Reitman lost the transcript after it was stolen by Micheal Baye who wants to use the action scenes for his new Paul Walker Vehicle, Aliens Vs Predator.
But finaly decided to trash the script 'cause he knew that it would suck like Freddy vs. Jason, so he wanted to do...
I may have outdated info but I don't think AvP is in the works and I love Michael Bay's movies - action packed
so the story is
...on his way home Bay meets a single serving friend who sells soap...
Stormwalker 08-20-2003, 11:23 AM ...but he tells the soap man to sod off, cause hes perving on a woman who is walking by...
Jedi Master 08-20-2003, 01:36 PM Originally posted by Stormwalker
...but he tells the soap man to sod off, cause hes perving on a woman who is walking by...
...and this woman had a red dress...
...and when he turns around Agent Smith blows his brains out with a AR10 Semi Automatic...
Agent Smith dupliates and then Neo flies in...
Originally posted by I Got Trailers
Agent Smith dupliates and then Neo flies in... but suddenly Superman swoops down saying "I'm the only one allowed to do that" before melting Neo and...
kicking the Smith's butts into LexCorp, where...
Jedi Master 08-20-2003, 06:34 PM Originally posted by I Got Trailers
kicking the Smith's butts into LexCorp, where...
Luthor was laughing because i finally...
Originally posted by Jedi Master
Luthor was laughing because i finally...
admitted that Star Wars is for Train Spotters! ...
radstar 08-20-2003, 08:27 PM Originally posted by carl
admitted that Star Wars is for Train Spotters! ...
and then suddenly Jedi Master shoots me in the head....
Jedi Master 08-20-2003, 08:37 PM Originally posted by radstar
and then suddenly Jedi Master shoots me in the head....
Yeah! i shoot you in the head that i love you :love: soooo much and i was to shy to tell you so...
radstar 08-20-2003, 08:38 PM Originally posted by Jedi Master
Yeah! i shoot you in the head that i love you :love: soooo much and i was to shy to tell you so...
so carl slowly walks away.... :ninja:
editman 08-20-2003, 08:50 PM Originally posted by radstar
so carl slowly walks away.... :ninja:
towards editman, saying "Let's get down to the pub. I'll shout*."
* Aussie (and UK?) slang, that means he'll buy me a beer
radstar 08-20-2003, 09:00 PM Originally posted by editman
towards editman, saying "Let's get down to the pub. I'll shout*."
* Aussie (and UK?) slang, that means he'll buy me a beer
"... and you'll shout a motel room...." :P
editman 08-20-2003, 09:08 PM Originally posted by radstar
"... and you'll shout a motel room...." :P
with...? :angel"
streetpreacher 08-20-2003, 09:09 PM Originally posted by radstar
"... and you'll shout a motel room...." :P
... from a friendly looking man and his never seen mother who lives up on a hill behind the motel ...
Jedi Master 08-20-2003, 09:53 PM Originally posted by streetpreacher
... from a friendly looking man and his never seen mother who lives up on a hill behind the motel ...
Were Radstar & Jedi Master are going...:P
editman 08-20-2003, 10:06 PM Originally posted by Jedi Master
Were Radstar & Jedi Master are going...:P
except, of course, Mrs Jedi Master found out about it, hence the duel pic you've all seen in JM's sig... :evil:
streetpreacher 08-20-2003, 10:25 PM Originally posted by editman
except, of course, Mrs Jedi Master found out about it, hence the duel pic you've all seen in JM's sig... :evil:
... which was taken shortly after radstar shouted NOOOOO at the wedding ceremony while ...
editman 08-20-2003, 10:34 PM Originally posted by streetpreacher
... which was taken shortly after radstar shouted NOOOOO at the wedding ceremony while ...
editman dragged the bride away from the crowd, fighting them off with a cross then locked the church door with it. They ran away, jumped on a bus and cued Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence"...
radstar 08-20-2003, 11:02 PM Originally posted by editman
editman dragged the bride away from the crowd, fighting them off with a cross then locked the church door with it. They ran away, jumped on a bus and cued Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence"...
and a guy came up to editman on the bus telling him "Please, just call me Al," editman looks at him and then.....
Al screamed "Oh fiddlesticks. Don't you remember I'm the guy you bit 3000 years ago turning me into an undead vampire and now...
(Note sspeach tags not yet closed.)
...I've lost my job, my home, my wife and kids."
Editman says "Boo freakin' hoo!"
Al gets mad so...
Buffy fires an arrow through his heart. Then she turns the cross bow on Editman who is forced to...
Jedi Master 08-21-2003, 07:18 AM Originally posted by carl
Buffy fires an arrow through his heart. Then she turns the cross bow on Editman who is forced to...
Call for help to Jedi Master who is no longer under the influence of the Dark lord, so he grabe Buffy with his force grip and then...
trailergod 08-21-2003, 08:47 AM then the Jedi Master made a glitch to my ML account....
wellanyway.. these are my other accounts
tisoy
bling bling
helloworld
trailergod
i was suppose to give the passwords to radstar but....
Originally posted by tisoy
then the Jedi Master made a glitch to my ML account....but on taking his attention to Tisoy he's distracted from Buffy, who being a true super human proceeds to throw him out of a 6th floor window. Suddenly the door flies open and in charges...
bling bling
Bling
Jedi Master 08-21-2003, 10:13 AM Originally posted by carl
but on taking his attention to Tisoy he's distracted from Buffy, who being a true super human proceeds to throw him out of a 6th floor window. Suddenly the door flies open and in charges...
[b] Bling
...Luckly Anakin was there to save Jedi Master with is speeder, on his way back to the 6th floor Jedi Master ignight his lightsabre and cuts Buffy from head to toe...
Originally posted by Jedi Master
...Luckly Anakin was there to save Jedi Master with is speeder, on his way back to the 6th floor Jedi Master ignight his lightsabre and cuts Buffy from head to toe... but forgets that Anakin is really Darth Vader. Anakin cuts him to tiny peaces. Anakin turns to the door that had just burst open, and faces someone who had been waiting patiently after Jedi Master ignored their entrance. It's the last person anyone expected to see, it's...
Jedi Master 08-21-2003, 12:44 PM Originally posted by carl
but forgets that Anakin is really Darth Vader. Anakin cuts him to tiny peaces. Anakin turns to the door that had just burst open, and faces someone who had been waiting patiently after Jedi Master ignored their entrance. It's the last person anyone expected to see, it's...
It was Carl dress up like a girl!!!
Carl walks up and looks Anakin in the eye, then he realizes that he'd 'accidentally' put on his girlfriends dress. Hoping noone notices he stares Anakin in the eye and says "...
Jedi Master 08-21-2003, 01:41 PM Originally posted by carl
Carl walks up and looks Anakin in the eye, then he realizes that he'd 'accidentally' put on his girlfriends dress. Hoping noone notices he stares Anakin in the eye and says "...
hey baby wanna take a walk on the dark side?? :P
radstar 08-21-2003, 02:46 PM Originally posted by Jedi Master
hey baby wanna take a walk on the dark side?? :P
Anakin pulls out his lightsaber and said, "Repeat the question?"
Jedi Master 08-21-2003, 04:33 PM Originally posted by radstar
Anakin pulls out his lightsaber and said, "Repeat the question?"
Mmmm! a blue lightsabre said Carl...
trailergod 08-21-2003, 04:35 PM the question was.... does tisoy deserve to live? ...... nooooooo !!!! he is dead ... the dark side got him
so our superhero EDITMAN used his Jedi powers to stop this evil plans.. but its too late.. he is now a god... but ...
Originally posted by Jedi Master
Mmmm! a blue lightsabre said Carl... and Anakin stepped closer. "Guess what." said Carl, "I'm not really a Gal, I'm here to kill yoou" before pulling out a blaster and ending Anakins reign of fear. Yet still someone else enters it's Trailer...
radstar 08-21-2003, 05:04 PM Originally posted by carl
and Anakin stepped closer. "Guess what." said Carl, "I'm not really a Gal, I'm here to kill yoou" before pulling out a blaster and ending Anakins reign of fear. Yet still someone else enters it's Trailer...
and starts whacking off.... and it turns out to be.....
trailergod 08-21-2003, 05:08 PM a monkey
radstar 08-21-2003, 05:12 PM Originally posted by trailergod
a monkey
and then the Rock's wife showed up and the monkey shoots her in the head.....
:big grin:
Jedi Master 08-21-2003, 06:31 PM Originally posted by radstar
and then the Rock's wife showed up and the monkey shoots her in the head.....
:big grin:
and then Radstar jumps on the Rock and do...
trailergod 08-21-2003, 06:35 PM the macarena
Sadly after the dance is over The Rock takes her to one side. "Our love is im possible" he says, "I can never be in another relationship because of my geekey name "Dwayne"."
Radstar goes to tell him she doesn't care b ut he puts his finger to her lips. "Hush, don't say anything. Let us just have this one moment." He then walks into the distance.
Radstar sits there and realizing she owns the bar looks to the piano player Sam. "OF all the gin joints, in all the cities, in all the world. He had to stroll into mine."
Further proving the futility of anotherr relationship, Dwayne steps outside only to be killed by a pack of Rabid warewolves.
Radstar decides she will get revenge and...
editman 08-21-2003, 06:50 PM Originally posted by carl
Radstar decides she will get revenge and...
join forces with editman, seeing and watching great flicks (Rock or no Rock) by daytime and saving the mankind from anything worse than B grade movies by night.
So the saga of The Adventures of editman & the Amazing radstar continues, with...
Originally posted by editman
join forces with editman, seeing and watching great flicks (Rock or no Rock) by daytime and saving the mankind from anything worse than B grade movies by night.
So the saga of The Adventures of editman & the Amazing radstar continues, with... The rabid warewolves feasting on Dwayne's corpse unavenged, and keeping an eye on Editman. That is untill an act of ~Trailer god ends their existance, and he attempts to plunge the world into eternal darkness.
editman 08-21-2003, 07:12 PM Originally posted by carl
That is untill an act of ~Trailer god ends their existance, and he attempts to plunge the world into eternal darkness.
But of course, just like all other superheroes on silver screen, editman and radstar are resurrected using the latest cloning technology, only to realise that they're NOT in the real world, but a (probably Trailer God's*)computer's simulation of the year 2003...
*Note that it's Trailer God, not tisoy... spoiler alert! ;)
The 2 of them find a door and Editman enters. Colonel Sanders is sitting on a chair, he proceeds to talk a load of nonsense mumbo jumbo about choices being the important thing in the universe. Then offers Editman a choice to kill all of his friends, or save Radstars life.
"Some choice" thinks Editman and chooses the Radstar saving door...
Meanwhile the trailer god sits on high wondering when exactly the 2 of them were killed?
editman 08-21-2003, 07:33 PM Originally posted by carl
Meanwhile the trailer god sits on high wondering when exactly the 2 of them were killed?
So he rang the Colonial and said (with his German accent), "Yes I'd like to have three pieces of chicken, large chips, large Pepsi and a regular coleslaw please."
radstar 08-21-2003, 07:36 PM Originally posted by editman
So he rang the Colonial and said (with his German accent), "Yes I'd like to have three pieces of chicken, large chips, large Pepsi and a regular coleslaw please."
the Colonial replied, "Would ya like some vampire teeth with that?"
Quick recap of the plot so far
I'm driving down the street and I drove off a cliff but fortunately i could jump out of the car before it exploded me into the next universe, however, rolling down the hill I was able to grabe my lightsabre Which came in handy as Darth Maul says to Luke, "Dude, where's my car?" Luke replies "It's not a car it's a plane! is that a bomb i see? or is that tisoy who is burning down the house belonging to Ahnold? Ahnold gives a transcript of this thread to Ivan Reitman, who's gonna turn it into a blockbuster movie for Memorial Day 2005 to head-butt Star Wars Episode III. However Reitman lost the transcript after it was stolen by Micheal Baye who wants to use the action scenes for his new Paul Walker Vehicle, Aliens Vs Predator. But Bay finaly decided to trash the script 'cause he knew that it would suck like Freddy vs. Jason, so he wanted to do anything else. on his way home Bay meets a single serving friend who sells soap but he tells the soap man to sod off, cause hes perving on a woman who is walking by, and this woman had a red dress. when he turns around Agent Smith blows his brains out with a AR10 Semi Automatic. Agent Smith dupliates and then Neo flies in, but suddenly Superman swoops down saying "I'm the only one allowed to do that" before melting Neo and kicking the Smith's butts into LexCorp, where Luthor was laughing because i finally admitted that Star Wars is for Train Spotters! then suddenly Jedi Master shoots me in the head. Jedi Master then says " i shoot you in the head that i love you soooo much and i was to shy to tell you." So carl slowly walks away towards editman, saying "Let's get down to the pub. I'll shout, and you'll shout a motel room from a friendly looking man and his never seen mother who lives up on a hill behind the motel." The Were Radstar & Jedi Master are going except, of course, Mrs Jedi Master found out about it, hence the duel pic you've all seen in JM's sig which was taken shortly after radstar shouted NOOOOO at the wedding ceremony while editman dragged the bride away from the crowd, fighting them off with a cross then locked the church door with it. They ran away, jumped on a bus and cued Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence"and a guy came up to editman on the bus telling him "Please, just call me Al," editman looks at him and then Al screamed "Oh fiddlesticks. Don't you remember I'm the guy you bit 3000 years ago turning me into an undead vampire and now I've lost my job, my home, my wife and kids."
Editman says "Boo freakin' hoo!"
Al gets mad so Buffy fires an arrow through his heart. Then she turns the cross bow on Editman who is forced to Call for help to Jedi Master who is no longer under the influence of the Dark lord, so he grabe Buffy with his force grip and then the Jedi Master made a glitch to my ML account, but on taking his attention to Tisoy he's distracted from Buffy, who being a true super human proceeds to throw him out of a 6th floor window. Suddenly the door flies open and in charges someone who goes unnoticed because Luckly Anakin was there to save Jedi Master with is speeder, on his way back to the 6th floor Jedi Master ignight his lightsabre and cuts Buffy from head to toe but forgets that Anakin is really Darth Vader. Anakin cuts him to tiny peaces. Anakin turns to the door that had just burst open, and faces someone who had been waiting patiently after Jedi Master ignored their entrance. It's the last person anyone expected to see, It was Carl dress up like a girl!!! Carl walks up and looks Anakin in the eye, then he realizes that he'd 'accidentally' put on his girlfriends dress. Hoping noone notices he stares Anakin in the eye and says "hey baby wanna take a walk on the dark side??" Anakin pulls out his lightsaberhttp://www.lightsoutentertainment.com/forums/images/smiles/icon2_lsabre.gif and said, "Repeat the question?" "Mmmm! a blue lightsabre." said Carl and Anakin stepped closer. "Guess what." said Carl, "I'm not really a Gal, I'm here to kill yoou" before pulling out a blaster and ending Anakins reign of fear. Yet still someone else enters it's Trailer monkey, who starts whacking off. then the Rock's wife showed up and the monkey shoots her in the head. then Radstar jumps on the Rock and do the macarena. Sadly after the dance is over The Rock takes her to one side. "Our love is im possible" he says, "I can never be in another relationship because of my geekey name "Dwayne"."
Radstar goes to tell him she doesn't care b ut he puts his finger to her lips. "Hush, don't say anything. Let us just have this one moment." He then walks into the distance.
Radstar sits there and realizing she owns the bar looks to the piano player Sam. "OF all the gin joints, in all the cities, in all the world. He had to stroll into mine."
Further proving the futility of anotherr relationship, Dwayne steps outside only to be killed by a pack of Rabid warewolves.
Radstar decides she will get revenge and join forces with editman, seeing and watching great flicks (Rock or no Rock) by daytime and saving the mankind from anything worse than B grade movies by night.
So the saga of The Adventures of editman & the Amazing radstar continues, with The rabid warewolves feasting on Dwayne's corpse unavenged, and keeping an eye on Editman. That is untill an act of ~Trailer god ends their existance, and he attempts to plunge the world into eternal darkness. But of course, just like all other superheroes on silver screen, editman and radstar are resurrected using the latest cloning technology, only to realise that they're NOT in the real world, but a (probably Trailer God's*)computer's simulation of the year 2003. The 2 of them find a door and Editman enters. Colonel Sanders is sitting on a chair, he proceeds to talk a load of nonsense mumbo jumbo about choices being the important thing in the universe. Then offers Editman a choice to kill all of his friends, or save Radstars life.
"Some choice" thinks Editman and chooses the Radstar saving door...
Meanwhile the trailer god sits on high wondering when exactly the 2 of them were killed? So he rang the Colonial and said (with his German accent), "Yes I'd like to have three pieces of chicken, large chips, large Pepsi and a regular coleslaw please." the Colonial replied, "Would ya like some vampire teeth with that?"
(Had to a little cleanup. Please try to make a sentences start carry on from the last ones end. So it reads fluidly. Then its funnier)
Originally posted by radstar
the Colonial replied, "Would ya like some vampire teeth with that?" and Trailer God replies, "no the Newts eye's will suffice thankyou."
radstar 08-21-2003, 07:47 PM that wuz hilarious!
and Trailer God replies, "no the Newts eye's will suffice thankyou."
.... right then, the sun divided into two. there will never be nighttime. jedi master fainted. trailer god yelled, "NO jedi master! I'll save you!!!!" Jedi Master woke up and said, "Dude, I wuz just taking a nap." Trailer God said, "Oh! Well, since you're awake, how would you like to come with me and......
editman 08-21-2003, 07:54 PM Originally posted by radstar
Trailer God said, "Oh! Well, since you're awake, how would you like to come with me and......
"... I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all: WHO IS editman!!?...
Originally posted by editman
"... I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all: WHO IS editman!!?... He replies, "I already know the answer he's Edward Dittman, who lives at no. ** ********* ******** America, the greatest riddle is. What does Editman look like, and I don't think any man will truly know the answer because...
radstar 08-21-2003, 09:17 PM Originally posted by carl
He replies, "I already know the answer he's Edward Dittman, who lives at no. ** ********* ******** America, the greatest riddle is. What does Editman look like, and I don't think any man will truly know the answer because...
editman loves girls. Especially Angie. Angie came up to editman and she tried to kiss him. He put his hand in her face and screamed at her. Angie cried so hard! She ran away. Radstar goes up to editman and......
Originally posted by radstar
editman loves girls. Especially Angie. Angie came up to editman and she tried to kiss him. He put his hand in her face and screamed at her. Angie cried so hard! She ran away. Radstar goes up to editman and......
then remembered we had estableshed Editman was a 3000 year old vampire. So she...
editman 08-21-2003, 09:59 PM Originally posted by radstar
Angie came up to editman and she tried to kiss him. He put his hand in her face and screamed at her. Angie cried so hard! She ran away. Radstar goes up to editman and......
:eek: I would never do that!!!
Originally posted by carl
then remembered we had estableshed Editman was a 3000 year old vampire. So she...
....asked him, "What is like 3000 years ago? Was the Scorpion King look like The Rock at all?"
editman replies, "How would I do, Stef? The story says I'm 3000-years-old, I'm not!"
editman turns around only to find that...
he was lyeing to himself, as he was 3000 years old, but he's not really a vampire just a decomposing Zombie. He...
radstar 08-21-2003, 10:40 PM Originally posted by carl
he was lyeing to himself, as he was 3000 years old, but he's not really a vampire just a decomposing Zombie. He...
shoots himself in the head. but luckily! superman rushed and stopped the bullet an inch from his head! editman wuz furious! he then shoots superman in the head. but the bullet is actually going towards....
Heather Graham, who's finally conceeded her love for Editman.
editman 08-21-2003, 10:59 PM Originally posted by carl
Heather Graham, who's finally conceeded her love for Editman.
In bullet time, editman dashes in front of Heather, takes the bullet himself and saves her life, so that she can get on making B-grade soft porn flicks like "Killing Me Softly".
Meanwhile the wounded editman...
realizes that bullets can't kill a zombie so get's up and doesz the cancan. This has the unfortunate side effect of leaving him constapated, http://www.lightsoutentertainment.com/forums/images/smiles/icon3_pottytrain.gif so he...
editman 08-22-2003, 03:29 AM Originally posted by carl
This has the unfortunate side effect of leaving him constapated, http://www.lightsoutentertainment.com/forums/images/smiles/icon3_pottytrain.gif so he...
... takes the red pill, dashes into the Worst Toilet in England and dives in...
...I Got Trailers is dressed as Terminator.
"Do what you have to do, or I will eliminate, I mean terminate you", he says.
BTW, I feel sorry for editman. Most girls think I do that and I'm a freak, those [insert whatever expletive comes to mind first]!
radstar 08-22-2003, 06:16 PM Originally posted by I Got Trailers
...I Got Trailers is dressed as Terminator.
"Do what you have to do, or I will eliminate, I mean terminate you", he says.
Naked Arnie comes in and yelled at I Got Trailers, "Give me my clothes back!" I Got Trailer took off his clothes and.....
realized how cofortable Radstars dress looked. Radstar shouts at him "Oh...
Gaumont 08-22-2003, 07:20 PM noooo" She find the closest staircase and runs up, screaming "aahahahahahaahhahahahhahhhh", when she reaches the top she sees...
Jedi Master 08-22-2003, 08:42 PM Someone she was trying to forget for a lon long time and this persone was...
Gaumont 08-22-2003, 08:59 PM Jar-Jar Bings.
Jedi Master 08-22-2003, 09:16 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
Jar-Jar Bings.
Her EX secret lover who...
Gaumont 08-22-2003, 09:22 PM Her EX secredt lover who
askes her if she wants to star in his new movie, "A New Hope - Return of the Jar-Jar". In panic, wanting to get away from I Got Trailer she accepts, but to late realice that...
radstar 08-23-2003, 01:01 AM Originally posted by Gaumont
askes her if she wants to star in his new movie, "A New Hope - Return of the Jar-Jar". In panic, wanting to get away from I Got Trailer she accepts, but to late realice that...
Jar Jar Binks turned out to be a mirage. Radstar thought 'Thank God!' And kept on running from I Got Trailers. Later, Radstar got tired and wanted to take a nap. She fell asleep and it wuz Freddy Kruger in her dream. He smiled at Radstar and then he......
stabbing him to death, before I Got Trailers comes along in a Jason suit and kills Freddy.
"Your nightmare's over, dead freak!", he said before waking up.
He is once again, dressed like Terminator and Arnie comes in and fights with him and discovers, I Got Trailer is a T-X, who gets out a circular saw and chops Arnies head off before...
Stormwalker 08-23-2003, 11:01 AM richard kills himself cause he cant believe people are contributing to a clone word game thread that used to petition against it!
radstar 08-23-2003, 02:43 PM Originally posted by Stormwalker
richard kills himself cause he cant believe people are contributing to a clone word game thread that used to petition against it!
Jedi Master goes up to richard's dead body and started sniffing his hair. Aroused, Jedi Master starts to.....
Gaumont 08-23-2003, 03:08 PM Jedi Master goes up to richard's dead body and started sniffing his hair. Aroused, Jedi Master starts to.....
write a crappy poem about...
radstar 08-23-2003, 04:32 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
write a crappy poem about...
JP and the brain trying to take over the world everyday. The brain says, "JP, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" JP says, "Yes if you're pondering that I'm so sexy." The brain says....
Gaumont 08-23-2003, 05:00 PM Originally posted by radstar
JP and the brain trying to take over the world everyday. The brain says, "JP, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" JP says, "Yes if you're pondering that I'm so sexy." The brain says....
no, I wonder who would win a fist-fight between Bush and Bin Laden. I bet we could get them to do a celebrity deathmatch on MTV, but...
those polictal eggheads will censor it like...
Gaumont 08-23-2003, 08:14 PM a sundried tomato on a bacon hamburger, eaten by a huge guy wearing...
Originally posted by Stormwalker
richard kills himself cause he cant believe people are contributing to a clone word game thread that used to petition against it! No, these threads work much better than a word thread because they're actually funny. A word thread is just word, then done.
a sundried tomato on a bacon hamburger, eaten by a huge guy wearing...
A hillary Clinton mask with Rosie O Donnels bikini line.
Everone around them is going to die of shock and the only one who can save them is...
Jedi Master 08-23-2003, 11:20 PM Originally posted by carl
No, these threads work much better than a word thread because they're actually funny. A word thread is just word, then done.
A hillary Clinton mask with Rosie O Donnels bikini line.
Everone around them is going to die of shock and the only one who can save them is...
Radstar!!! who come in with her monokini!! hoowooo!! the crowd goes nuts when she...
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 10:58 AM starts singing the Swedish national anthem, while...
Jedi Master 08-24-2003, 12:53 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
starts singing the Swedish national anthem, while...
Doing a very very sexy dance and...
Rogue Trader 08-24-2003, 01:31 PM Sorry! ignore me:cry: :embarasse
radstar 08-24-2003, 02:27 PM Originally posted by Rogue Trader
Then Dies. STORY FINISHED!:D
however, the author backspace "story finished." he forgot to mention that vin diesel heard about radstar's death and started to get all depressed. he doesn't know what to do! he's so depressed enough to........
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 02:39 PM invent a time machine, but instead of going back he goes to the year 134.002 where he...
radstar 08-24-2003, 03:50 PM wuz surrounded by terminators. luckily, he wuz in a place where the terminators were being very friendly to him. vin wuz confused! "What happened?!?" One of the terminators replied......
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 04:00 PM "this is YOUR life vin disel. Say Hello to your ex-boyfriend...
KRALe 08-24-2003, 05:31 PM ..who was James T. Kirk Himself! And then he Says, "Beam me up...
editman 08-24-2003, 06:31 PM Originally posted by KRALe
..who was James T. Kirk Himself! And then he Says, "Beam me up...
... editman!" As editman re-emerges himself from The Worst Toilet in England (where he last left him at) and comes back with a pot of hot Nescafe coffee - I mean, Brazillian coffee. No I mean Columbian gourmet. "Oh, I thought you said bean you up, the embrrassed editman replies, "You see, I still got water in my ear...
radstar 08-24-2003, 07:17 PM Originally posted by editman
... editman!" As editman re-emerges himself from The Worst Toilet in England (where he last left him at) and comes back with a pot of hot Nescafe coffee - I mean, Brazillian coffee. No I mean Columbian gourmet. "Oh, I thought you said bean you up, the embrrassed editman replies, "You see, I still got water in my ear...
and a carrot in the other ear, as you could tell." Captain Kirk oddly looks down to editman, who is sadly only 2 feet tall. Kirk says, "Hmmm.... that is good coffee. Anyways..." Kirk turned around and walked away. Editman looks around and he sees vin diesel. He goes up to vin and says, "Excuse me sir!" Vin looks down to him. Editman says, "I hear that you don't have a boyfriend! Do ya wanna......
editman 08-24-2003, 07:23 PM Originally posted by radstar
Editman says, "I hear that you don't have a boyfriend! Do ya wanna......
... Wait, let me adjust my gravitational belt first." So editman pulls his belt and he grows from 2 feet of height back to his regular 6 feet. "Now, where were we?" editman continues to Vin, "Oh yes, so you don't have a boyfriend eh, Vinnie? No worries, mate. I'll fix you one up. But you've gotta cut a deal with Columbia to do XXXII with major paycut, and you'd better let ME direct da pic, which I intend to turn it into an Oscar-nominatee material. Muhahahaha...
Diesel doesn't like those terms so he punches Editman but his fist sails right through Editmans face. That's when he realizes it was a hologram belt not a gravity belt, and Editman is 2 feet tall because he's a zombie whos spent the last 132099 years on a toilette. "Told you I was constipated" said Editman before raising his fist. Diesel raises a boot but forgets Editmans super Zombie strength and...
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 09:06 PM gets toppled over by the zombie powers of Editman. The 2 feet tall toilet zombie then goes on to grab a barbi (evening gown edition) in the hand and saying "lets blow this joint, I know a perfect vacation spot in russia. They jump on a zeppeliner which is badly named Hindenburg II, which happened to depart at that very moment. But little does they suspect that...
radstar 08-24-2003, 09:21 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
gets toppled over by the zombie powers of Editman. The 2 feet tall toilet zombie then goes on to grab a barbi (evening gown edition) in the hand and saying "lets blow this joint, I know a perfect vacation spot in russia. They jump on a zeppeliner which is badly named Hindenburg II, which happened to depart at that very moment. But little does they suspect that...
michael myers were standing in front of the zeppeliner. everyone wuz freakin out. editman turns off his hologram belt and hide behind the seat in front of him. no one knows what to do. jamie lee curtis shows up dressing up like a teenager and said, "Don't worry everyone! I've got this covered!" But for some reason, Robodan came up from behind her and stabbed her in the back. Jamie wuz confused. "I wuz just trying to protect the innocent people!" And then she dropped dead. Robodan realized he made a mistake. He thought she wuz trying to kill Lana Lang. People don't understand how robodan could've mistaken michael myers as lana lang. Hmmm... how interesting. Michael Myers said over to Robodan... "My hero." Robodan suddenly......
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 09:30 PM tears of his face, it turns out its not Rodobad but C3P-O in a Robodan mask. He say to Myers "Join me on the Dark side, together we can rule the universe. We can even make McDonald sell tastier french fries". Not sure what so say Myers pulls out a...
streetpreacher 08-24-2003, 09:37 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
tears of his face, it turns out its not Rodobad but C3P-O in a Robodan mask. He say to Myers "Join me on the Dark side, together we can rule the universe. We can even make McDonald sell tastier french fries". Not sure what so say Myers pulls out a...
... whopper and says: f*** mc donalds, don't waste your time on them. if you really want to make it far, join me and you'll become a burger king. you only need to do me one favor, you just have to ...
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 09:41 PM sing the theme from Greese while wearing this. He throws a pink bikini at C3P-O. Mad with rage C3P-O press the red button on the wall beside him "see u in hell burger king boy". Myers stand still looking aorund waiting to see what pushing the red button did. Suddenly he gets a terrified look on his face as he sees...
streetpreacher 08-24-2003, 09:47 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
sing the theme from Greese while wearing this. He throws a pink bikini at C3P-O. Mad with rage C3P-O press the red button on the wall beside him "see u in hell burger king boy". Myers stand still looking aorund waiting to see what pushing the red button did. Suddenly he gets a terrified look on his face as he sees...
... john travolta singing the grease tune in his battlefield earth outfit. travolta says: "myers! if you think your last movies are among the worst out there, wait until you see what i'm able to do" myers gets almost shocked to death (for the first time in his life). he takes a big bite out of his whopper and ...
editman 08-24-2003, 09:49 PM Originally posted by streetpreacher
... john travolta singing the grease tune in his battlefield earth outfit. travolta says: "myers! if you think your last movies are among the worst out there, wait until you see what i'm able to do" myers gets almost shocked to death (for the first time in his life). he takes a big bite out of his whopper and ...
... (with his big kitchen knife) jumps off the airship into Lake Placid, where Hindenburg II is passing by right this moment. Meanwhile Travolta does his Saturday Night Fever dance in his Goldmember accent, "I'm from Hollywood. Isn't that veird?"
Now Mike Myers, The Canadian comedian who's just popped by after a long shoot of The Cat in The Hat, still in his cat suit and make-up, comes out from nowhere and screams, "Let's get this party started, YEAH BABY!!!"
editman comes out behind the seat. Mike spotted him and he does the Mecca thingy, "I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy."
editman says,"...
Damn you streetpeacher, Change of script!
Gaumont 08-24-2003, 10:03 PM "take me to your leader". Mike says "yes boss", and sets the course for Sweden, where his boss lives. Meanwhile the village idiot of amsterdam has decided to join the party onboard Hindenburg II, he teleports himself into Editmans lap and says..
"Hi big boy, why don't you take tat mask off and let us all see what you look like?" Editman looks at the fool and says "...
editman 08-24-2003, 11:25 PM Originally posted by carl
Editman looks at the fool and says "...
"Take me mask off!? What am I, strong bad!!?...
... I (Editman) won't take my mask of UNLESS you do me a favor - I want to hit yourself as hard as you can, preferably in crotch as that would be soooo funny:evil: ...
radstar 08-25-2003, 08:17 PM Originally posted by Jake
... I (Editman) won't take my mask of UNLESS you do me a favor - I want to hit yourself as hard as you can, preferably in crotch as that would be soooo funny:evil: ...
and laugh like Austin Powers." Mike Myers started to hit as hard as he can in his crotch laughing like Austin Powers. Dr. Evil popped out of the ground. Dr. Evil looked around. Mike Myers stopped laughing and hitting himself and looked at Dr. Evil. "Oops... wrong place!" Dr. Evil says.
Mike Myers said, "Now, wait just a minute! I have not heard from you in two months. You never called me or written me! And I THOUGHT you said you're done w/ the underground lair!" Dr. Evil cried so hard that it left a long scar on his face. "I'm so sorry! Would ya ever.......
editman 08-25-2003, 08:41 PM Originally posted by radstar
Dr. Evil cried so hard that it left a long scar on his face. "I'm so sorry! Would ya ever.......
"... throw me a bone here people!? How about 'No', you freakin' weirdo!? Right, Mini-Me? (referring to the 2-foot editman [!?])"
editman replies, "Hey, ...
Gaumont 08-25-2003, 08:48 PM how's that" pointing to a short person in a big brown cloak who just walked in. "Im here to...
radstar 08-25-2003, 10:43 PM Originally posted by Gaumont
how's that" pointing to a short person in a big brown cloak who just walked in. "Im here to...
investigate for the missing stone. You mind if I ask you some questions?" Editman looks around him. Dr. Evil does the pinky thing to his lips and raised one of his eyebrows. Dr. Evil says, "I don't know any stones." Dr. Evil looks down, which led everyone else to look down also. When they looked back up, Dr. Evil wuz missing.
Editman turns on his hologram belt. The investigator said, "Woa, how did ya do that?" Editman didn't hear him. He wuz busy staring at Austin Powers and smiling at him and also tried to get his attention. Austin Powers wuz minding his own business w/ several of girls w/ paint over their body and dancing like the 70's. The investigator starts to.....
...run some clips to make this the EXTENED version of the movie...
radstar 08-26-2003, 03:50 PM and then kissed Austin Powers on the cheek. "Are ya mad man? I don't like boys. " Austin Powers said.
Editman starts to get real jealous and.....
took comfort in Jakes arms. :D Jake...
radstar 08-26-2003, 07:32 PM Originally posted by carl
took comfort in Jakes arms. :D Jake...
grabbed ahold of editman. "It's okay Editman, I will.....
...be much more comfortable once I know you're not gay either...
PS. LMAO
!" Jake looks down and realizes that Rich had removed Editmans mask, and he was Mr. Smithers. The words Jake used on this reliazation can not be repeated in a family story but eventually he came to accept...
...that editman was just a secret agent and had to do it because an enemy guard was passing by and he didn't want to attrack attention(lol)...
radstar 08-28-2003, 10:28 PM Originally posted by Jake
...that editman was just a secret agent and had to do it because an enemy guard was passing by and he didn't want to attrack attention(lol)...
but then he thought to himself, 'wait a tick, i'm only 2 feet tall! now way they can notice me.' thinking he's all that just when tommy lee jones comes up w/ his hands up. Editman wuz confused. He blurted, "Okay tommy, I killed my wife! But I got no gun so why you got your hands up?" Tommy said...
"Because your wife's going to shoot me if I make any sudden moves!" Editman...
radstar 08-28-2003, 10:37 PM Originally posted by carl
"Because your wife's going to shoot me if I make any sudden moves!" Editman...
looks like this -> :huh:
editman 08-28-2003, 11:00 PM Originally posted by carl
"Because your wife's going to shoot me if I make any sudden moves!" Editman...
... says, "What wife!?" Tommy Lee says, "You know, that really skinny chick of yours who plays a single female lawyer in that TV sitcom." "You mean Calista Flockhart? Gee you're confusing me with Harrison Ford, mate. He went THAT WAY! BTW MIB II really sucks! What were you thinking when you signed the deal!?...
radstar 08-28-2003, 11:40 PM Originally posted by editman
... says, "What wife!?" Tommy Lee says, "You know, that really skinny chick of yours who plays a single female lawyer in that TV sitcom." "You mean Calista Flockhart? Gee you're confusing me with Harrison Ford, mate. He went THAT WAY! BTW MIB II really sucks! What were you thinking when you signed the deal!?...
"I wuzn't thinking, mate. I thought it would turn out to be better and funnier, but nooooo." Tommy replies as he walks away.
Editman watched him leave w/ a tear in his eye. However, Angie walks up next to him and says, "Hey Smithers..." w/ a sexy look on her face. Editman went WOOOOWWWIIEEEEE!!!!!!
Maybe editman shouldn't have done that. Because Angie starts to.....
editman 08-29-2003, 12:02 AM Originally posted by radstar
Maybe editman shouldn't have done that. Because Angie starts to.....
strip herself!!!! :big grin: :big grin: :big grin:
(Sorry Stef, I don't really mean it. It's only a story anyway. ;) )
editman watches with admiration, "Babe, you certainly know your moves...
radstar 08-30-2003, 05:09 PM Originally posted by editman
strip herself!!!! :big grin: :big grin: :big grin:
(Sorry Stef, I don't really mean it. It's only a story anyway. ;) )
editman watches with admiration, "Babe, you certainly know your moves...
and you certainly don't like me cuz i'm gay." Editman walks away. Angie feels embarrassed. Jedi Master and Trailergod comes up to Angie and said, "Don't worry Angie, editman is....
:P :P :P
editman 08-31-2003, 06:06 PM Originally posted by radstar
Jedi Master and Trailergod comes up to Angie and said, "Don't worry Angie, editman is....
NOT GAY in the real world. Just take the red pill and follow the giant bunny rabbit... I mean editman... Groovy" So the two, dressed in long drench coat and wearing the weirdest/coolest (depending on how you see it) kind of sunnies hands a crystal-like red pill to Angie...*
* editman does not endorse the consumption of illegal drugs. ;)
Originally posted by editman
NOT GAY in the real world. Just take the red pill and follow the giant bunny rabbit... I mean editman... Groovy" So the two, dressed in long drench coat and wearing the weirdest/coolest (depending on how you see it) kind of sunnies hands a crystal-like red pill to Angie...*
* editman does not endorse the consumption of illegal drugs. ;)
Angie replies, "Are you crazy, you think I'm going to take some strange pills from some stranger man who's spouting gibberish about the real world. No way my minds stronger than that." As she goes to leave she see's a skinny Keanu Reeves lookalike convulting on the floor. In the midst of a Red pill induced hallucinegenic fit he's screaming stuff about saving the world and being the one. Angie looks back at Morpheus, as Editman had apparently changed his name in the last few minutes, and sai. "What...
editman 08-31-2003, 07:30 PM Originally posted by carl
Angie looks back at Morpheus, as Editman had apparently changed his name in the last few minutes, and sai. "What...
... have you done to your hair?"
editman replies, "I believe I've always wanna Know what I look like when I'm bald. Come now, it is time. This is a war and we are soldiers."
"What war?" asked Angie.
"A war of love, fighting for the one you truly care of and want to be with for the rest of our lives..."
"That's a load of boring crap."
"You know? You're right. Gee pity the guy who wrote the script. What a loser."
"Anyway. Wanna go the the movies?"
"Sure, why not?...
I like reading dialogues rather than lines and lines of descriptions... not that I'm very literal anyway. ;)
Editman- "Because we made this date in September and are now about 5 months late for the start of the film"
Angie- "So then why am I still talking to you?"
Editman- "I don't know, apparently we've been frozen in time for that long, and now some higher being has bumped this thread, erm I mean ressusitated us, for the purpose of taking part in more of his sadistic games."
Angie -"Oh, so erm, what are we going to do about this situation?"
editman 02-13-2004, 04:56 AM editman: "Well, we CAN go to see Irreversible. But I've already seen it with Joan last Saturday..."
(Don't you just love mixing fact with fiction? ;) )
radstar 02-13-2004, 11:38 PM Originally posted by editman
editman: "Well, we CAN go to see Irreversible. But I've already seen it with Joan last Saturday..."
.. after the naked spanking hour with George Bush. But hey- we're gonna do it again tomorrow from 4 to 5pm if ya like to join us.. George Bush is my favorite spanking partner. So you team up with Joan and I'll team up with Bush, how about that? "
Angie looks at him and...
says "Erm, no! I think I've changed my mind, besides I've heard that JP is the one with the real power. He's practically a god here." Suddenly in walks...
radstar 02-14-2004, 12:11 AM The Rock half-naked and says to radstar...
"Who ressurected me, and someone explain everything that's happened since you last saw me, oh and Radstar, sorry, but I still have a geeky name" Radstar cries out...
radstar 02-14-2004, 01:47 AM "I LOVE YOU!!! I want to have your babies! Are ya busy right now, by any chance???"
The Rock says...
"The Rock Smells what you're cooking", which causes Radstar to raise her eyebrow and reply "What on earth...
editman 02-14-2004, 02:15 AM ... happened to my stew? Who puts cheese into my macaroni!!?...
radstar 02-14-2004, 01:56 PM .."
ZUBi pops in and counts the missing macroni... "There are 202 macronis missing! I doubt they're missing, they're probably dead!"
Radstar looks at him and....
(wuv ya, ZUBi) :kiss:
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