Tideland


Rating:
JP: 1 (out of 5)*
Paul: 1 (out of 5)*

* Rating is based on first half of the movie since we decided to leave.

Notes:

Close to unwatchable - wtf?
How can this be Gilliam?
The movie doesn't know what it wants to be...
On one hand, it features a kid talking to her dolls -- which maybe a kid would enjoy (but not us).
On the other hand, there's swearing, graphic drug use, deaths, etc... making it totally inappropriate for kids.
The movie was such a mess that we walked out.
Crap.