there was a girl in my highschool who played professional tennis (well, as professional as it gets at 17-18)

Do not do the following to tennis girls:

- make snide remarks about the "grunt-moan" sound they make when they hit the ball really hard.
- if she has a russian accent, don't compare her to Anna Kornakova by saying "wow, russia has a lot of hot blonde tennis players!"
- all jokes about balls are RIGHT OUT

If you can't tell, I still have yet to hook up with any cute girls who play tennis