I went to the restroom at the coffee shop and it's one of those restrooms with a sink, a stall and an urinal and the door has a lock on it.

I was getting ready to go inside when these 2 good looking drunk babes came up behind me asking me if they can use the Men's room to freshen up and change into their bikinis.

Apparently the Women's room was occupied and they wanted to make sure no one bothers them while they are in the Men's room.

I was going to stand guard at the door outside but they asked me to stay inside with them so if anyone knocks, a man can reply!!

So I got me a very personal private show (think Adult Movie type) and when I got back to the table my Wife asked me why I took so long, I told her there was a line at the restroom.



TRUE STORY, I BULLSHIT YOU NOT!!