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    Quote Originally Posted by j7wild View Post
    Letterman is 6' 2" and Britney is a tiny 5' 5"

    Tiny? I'm 5'5". We short people need to get together and breed more short people.
    If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

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    I like her dress
    You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.

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    Exclamation Britney Spears 3-Step Comeback Plan !!

    Britney Spears seems to have this comeback thingy of hers down to a simple 3-step plan:

    Step 1: Drop excess body weight.
    Step 2: Drop excess dead weight otherwise known as K-Fed.
    Step 3: Get breast implants.



    unless she's wearing a hell of a push up bra!!


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    You'll laugh at me but i always like Britney. A little less when she gain lots of weight. Thank god she finally dump K-Fed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi Master View Post
    You'll laugh at me but i always like Britney. A little less when she gain lots of weight. Thank god she finally dump K-Fed
    I like Britney too and being 41 year old, my friends thinks I'm a pervert and a molester for liking her... why?

    She is an adult!!




    now that she's single again, maybe she wants to go out with a Real Man like us M-L forum members!!

    Since I am married, I cannot fall into temptation so who wants to be the first?


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    Same league as you j7wild...

    Sorry Britney


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    Angry Kevin Federline is a loser !!

    Kevin signed an iron clad pre-nuptial agreement that says he will not be entitled to anything either in money or material things if he ever splits with Britney Spears regardless of whether he or she originates the divorce proceedings.

    The terms also include anything that Britney bought him (cars, jewelry, electronics, etc) worth more than $10,000 which means Kevin doesn't get to keep the Ferrari!!



    Britney is not asking anything from Kevin including child support and she wants full custody of the children.


    Kevin is now playing dirty and he is blackmailing Britney:

    Not only does he want money and properties (worth £16 million/$30 million U.S.D.) which goes against the pre-nuptial agreement he signed, he also wants full custody of the children (why? he doesn't work!! His recent concert tour flopped due to poor attendance and his recend music CD died due to lack of sales).

    If Britney doesn't cave in he is claiming that he has a video tape that he made during their honeymoon showing him and Britney doing the deed and he will sell it to the highest bidder:

    He claims he has already received an offer of £26 million/$49 million U.S.D. for it!!

    Someone needs to kick his butt!!






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    Here's the complete Britney's Estate!!

    Music: £13.5m

    ALBUMS

    Britney's contract with Zomba Recording Corporation earned her £5.2million for her fourth album, In The Zone (2004). After recording costs and royalty fees had been paid, she earned £3,421,052. Her estimated earnings for future albums were put at between £4.2million and £5.2million each.

    TOURS

    Britney touring earned an average of £210,526 per night during the star's 2004 tour. Britney anticipates touring every two years, generating gross income put at between £10.5million and £23.68million. The 2004 pre-nup reveals she was waiting for a £5.2m insurance pay-out after cancelling dates that year due to a knee injury.

    ROYALTIES

    Britney is paid a 20 per cent royalty of the retail price of each album she sells. On average, she gets between 78p and £1.05 for each album. She also gets 50 per cent of the net income earned by Zomba in royalties for songs of hers included in films or adverts, a sum listed as high as £157,000 per film or ad. She receives royalties as the writer of two songs on her fourth album, put at £236,842. She is also paid public performance royalties each time songs she has written are played on the radio. In the documents this is described as "income that can reach as high as £342,105 in any given year".

    Property and valuables: £11.5m

    HOUSES £8m

    Malibu home, above: Eight bedrooms, eight bathrooms, Olympic-size swimming pool: £5.2million.

    Jointly owned apartment in Destin, Florida: £631,000

    Apartment in Baton Rouge, Louisiana: £84,000

    House in Kentwood, Louisiana (with pool house and carriage house): £2.3million

    New York penthouse apartment, once owned by Keith Richards: £3.15million (sold summer 2006)

    Apartment in Orlando, Florida co-owned with Justin Timberlake, £1m (sold in March this year)

    JEWELLERY £170k

    Britney bought her own engagement ring on June 23, 2004. The custom-designed platinum and diamond 5.21 carat ring, by designer Cynthia Wolff, is valued at £131,578 in the pre-nup documents. Tiffany diamond watch: £2,300

    Vintage diamond clasp on pearl chain: £3,236

    White gold and pink diamond Britney & Justin cross necklace: £7,894

    Belly chain with brown diamonds: £500

    Belly chain with pink diamonds: £2,000

    Pink diamond chain ring: £5,157

    Black gold and diamond Britney & Justin cross necklace: £6,842

    Platinum necklace with one-carat butterfly shaped diamond and 1.5 carat intense pink diamond: £11,578

    Pink and white diamond flower bracelet: £2,315

    FORESTRY£3.1m

    Britney owns vast swathes of forestry land in her native Louisiana valued at £3.1million.

    Merchandise: £8.5m

    PERFUME: £6m

    Britney signed a five-year deal with Elizabeth Arden in February 2004 to launch her own range of perfumes, cosmetics and skincare worldwide.

    She receives six per cent royalties of net sales but was guaranteed a fixed fee per year in the event that sales failed to meet expectations. In fact, her perfume, Curious, has become a bestseller.

    She is guaranteed: Up to December 2005, £1.57million; 2006, £789,473; 2007, £1.31million; 2008, £1.57million; 2009, £1.05million - but projected earnings from fragrance sales are put at £14.5million over five years.

    DOLLS, T-SHIRTS: £2.5m

    Britney BRANDS received a £1.5million advance against sales of T-shirts, posters, calendars and key-chains sold during her 2004 concert tour. Sales of Britney dolls raked in £1.05million while income from fan club membership is estimated at £800,000 a year.

    TV & Movies: 2m

    Britney received £1.57million to star in the movie Crossroads. The pre-nup stated she was keen to focus on her film and TV career and put her potential earning capacity over the next five years as £15-£20million.

    She earns £400,000 a time for TV specials on American cable channels such as HBO and Showtime.

    Britney's character appeared in an episode of the Simpsons in 2000, left.

    Magazines: £1.3m

    In September 2004, American magazine People paid more than £500,000 for exclusive rights to pictures from Britney's 'faux' wedding - which they believed was the real thing. In December 2005, People paid £800,000 for the first photos of baby Sean Preston. The singer turned down £1million from Playboy, saying it was not appropriate to bare all as a young mother. She is now said to be in negotiations with Vanity Fair for baby Jayden's first photo session - but this shoot will be for free. Under the pre-nup Federline can share money earned as a family and Britney does not want him to benefit.

    Endorsements: £11m

    PEPSI £4.73m

    Three TV commercials and print campaigns

    TOYOTA £1m

    Two TV ads and two print campaigns

    SAMSUNG £2m

    Sponsorship for 2002 tour and endorsement deal. One photo session and an appearance at a Samsung-sponsored motor racing event in Texas

    NABISCO£950k

    Sponsored spring leg of her 2002 tour

    KIRIN £1m

    TWO days shooting two TV ads for Japanese brewery

    PROACTIV £500k

    Britney's image used in ads for acne cream

    SKECHERS £1m

    Endorsement for Britney Spears-branded four-wheeler rollerskates

    CASH IN THE BANK: £16.92m

    As of June 30, 2004, in six accounts including Credit Suisse, Citizens Bank and Signature Bank

    The pre-nup

    In the document referred to as the Smith and Jones Cohabitation/Prenuptial Agreement, Britney and her husband agree to each have a one-half share of their £5.2million home in Malibu.

    The agreement bans Federline for getting his hands on any of the money Britney made before their marriage or any money she makes from pre-existing deals and contracts during their marriage.

    Any gift worth more than £5,263 requires a legal document signed between the couple stating who will own it if they split. If there is no legal document, Federline will be forced to hand back gifts from Britney such as his Harley Davidson motorcycle and his Ferrari.

    An early draft of the pre-nup puts a cap on spousal support at £18,947 per year of marriage. This was later amended to £157,894, though legal jargon effectively means he gets this for every TWO years of marriage. Each is banned from writing books or giving interviews about their relationship without the other's prior consent.

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    k-fed is a tru gangsta... hes keepin it real, yo! bah, him and his kind all need to be rounded up and shot... world'll be a better place for it.

    if he did actually have a tape, spears should laugh and say hell.. GO FOR IT!! sell it! look at what it did for hiltons career, and shes even more talentless than spears... and besides, celebs make crap tapes, everyone will have a laugh for about a week or 2, point out how crap federline is in bed, then go back to their little lives and forget about it. and i doubt anyones that stupid to pay that kinda money for a tape if it even exists... but hey, good on him for 'thinking ahead' i guess. i mean she deserves it for being that stupid to be honest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j7wild View Post
    Since I am married, I cannot fall into temptation so who wants to be the first?


    Fine, I've succumbed to the peer pressure. I'll do it!!
    Clark Kent is who I am. Superman is what I can do.

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    From IMDB News:

    Federline: "There Is No Sex Tape"

    Kevin Federline has lashed out at reports he is trying to sell a sex tape he allegedly made with his estranged wife Britney Spears, insisting "there is no sex tape." Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered $100 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of a sex tape featuring shocking footage from the couple's honeymoon. But Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says, "There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence. It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else. It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence." A 19-second clip alleged to be taken from the videotape was recently leaked online, and featured a brunette woman performing a sex act. Spears, 24, filed for divorce from Federline, 28, on November 7, after two years of marriage. Federline is seeking spousal support and custody of the couple's two children - Sean Preston, 14 months, and Jayden James, two months.
    Read the bolded passages. Enough said.

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    Question What is Paris Hilton doing with Britney Spears?

    Is Paris teaching Britney how to pose for upskirt photographs when entering/exiting a vehicle?



    You've got to hand it to Britney Spears. She went from a white trash, trailer park, Cheeto-eating mom to a drunken, publicity-seeking, Hollywood party skank in no time flat.

    Obviously, her new mentor, Paris Hilton has been a great influence on her, and has even helped her ascend to level 12 of celebrity skankdom, the all-important upskirt shot.

    While Britney proves she has what it takes to pull of the classic upskirt maneuver, she obviously does not yet possess the advanced upskirt skills of a master flasher like Lindsay Lohan. What with the actually wearing underwear, and all.

    And frankly, I'm glad Britney opted to put on panties. Despite all the excitement over the possible Britney Spears sex tape, does anyone really want to see Britney Spears' vagina? I know I don't. I mean, I really, really, don't.

    Now, judging by the way the strap of her dress is competely falling off, I think it's safe to say a Britney Spears nipple slip isn't far off.

    source: Egotastic

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    Question

    I am starting to think Paris and Britney are becoming an item; maybe it's just a girl-girl phase they are going through?

    Is it just my Imagination or is Paris copping a feel?!?





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    NAS-TEY!

    Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed because while shopping at Madison over the weekend a swarm of paparazzi suddenly ditched her to chase after Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as they drove by. And to get back at them she allegedly followed them around blasting K-Fed's new album.

    "All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris," the eyewitness tells Star. "And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, 'What the hell just happened?'"


    But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline's CD! In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy's on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. "Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table."

    Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin's praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"


    I wish to God this is true, but keep in mind the source is Star. You'd get more accurate reporting from a crazy homeless man's diary or a Bazooka Joe comic.

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    Now we know who the person that bought K-Fed's album is.

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    Last night Lindsay Lohan claimed Paris Hilton hit her in the arm with a drink while they were at a friend's house, saying:

    "This is a video that Paris Hilton - and I'm saying this on tape - she hit me last night, for no reason apparently, at my friend's house and I didn't know she'd be there and she hit me; she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me and it hurts and it's not okay. And I'm sorry for everyone that thinks I'm crazy. I'm not; I'm just trying to act."

    Paris Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz denied the claim, although acknowledged that Paris and Lindsay did exchange angry words and a drink was thrown at Paris and Britney Spears. Then this morning at 5am Mintz called some photographers down to the Beverly Hills Hotel where Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears were hanging out, with all of them eventually piling into Paris' car and driving off.

    I'm a little rusty on the Bible but I'm pretty sure this is at least one or two signs of the apocalypse. You put these three together in a car and whatever disease crawls out will most likely end the world. It'll be a strain of STD so great and powerful it'll have claws and a face and be the size of a full grown bear
    from thesuperficial.com

    Hang on to your seats - this one's just getting crazier and crazier! At 5 AM this morning, we found Paris, Lindsay, and Britney kicking it old-school at the Beverly Hills Hotel! The trio laughed and giggled like old chums before piling into the front seat of Paris' whip (jeez guys, way to make the recently-divorced mother of two ride bitch!) and peeling out into the night! So just what in the hell happened between midnight and five-thirty? Did Lindsay finally succumb to the calming influence of Paris Hilton?
    from x17online.com

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