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    Red face If you are a Virgin; Paris or Jenna may...

    ...be your first time!!



    When you think of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, the last thing you probably think is … virgins.

    Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton.

    Luckily for us guys, there’s no medical way to prove that we are in fact virgins. You just have to take our word for it. Considering that most of us are lying scoundrels anyway, you can bet your *** that 99% of male applicants to this thing will in fact claim to be virgins, when they really aren’t. Well wouldn’t you? I mean you get to meet Jenna Jameson!

    Where do I sign up?


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    The real question is who do I have to kill to win?

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    let me get this stright, if you win this reality show you get to have sex with Paris Hilton? That is the worst grand prize I ever heard of!
    why would you want that? hell, a better grand prize would be if someone came out wearing steal toed boots and kicked you in the balls as hard as they could. but hey that is just my opinion.

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    Remember... the prize you'll must take right in the front of the cameras...


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    oh you can figure it out easy. The ppl that signup, I'm sure they will interview the ppl in their past and get information who did it with who. If other ppl know your a virgin, then what u say will be true.

    Now... were do I sign up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_Web_Slinger View Post
    let me get this stright, if you win this reality show you get to have sex with Paris Hilton? That is the worst grand prize I ever heard of!
    why would you want that? hell, a better grand prize would be if someone came out wearing steal toed boots and kicked you in the balls as hard as they could. but hey that is just my opinion.
    LOL. i agree. i can see headlines now .... man sues producers of reality show for his penis falling off after losing virginity to Paris Hilton.

    "I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone …
    but they've always worked for me,"

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    I am a Virgin:

    I never been with a Supermodel, a Victoria's Secret Model, a Swimsuit Model, a famous Actress, a Celebrity or a Porn Starlet.


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    Quote Originally Posted by j7wild View Post
    I am a Virgin:
    I never been with a Supermodel, a Victoria's Secret Model, a Swimsuit Model, a famous Actress, a Celebrity or a Porn Starlet.
    If you see this in this way... I'm a 31-years old virgin too

    Quote Originally Posted by red bear View Post
    LOL. i agree. i can see headlines now .... man sues producers of reality show for his penis falling off after losing virginity to Paris Hilton.
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