...be your first time!!



When you think of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, the last thing you probably think is … virgins.

Producers are holding open auditions for males between the ages of 18 and 34 to participate in a new reality show called Virgin Territory where the winner will lose his virginity. The winner's possible prize? Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton.

Luckily for us guys, there’s no medical way to prove that we are in fact virgins. You just have to take our word for it. Considering that most of us are lying scoundrels anyway, you can bet your *** that 99% of male applicants to this thing will in fact claim to be virgins, when they really aren’t. Well wouldn’t you? I mean you get to meet Jenna Jameson!

Where do I sign up?