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    Exclamation This Country has an Army? OMG, I hope...

    ... they don't decide to invade us!!

    With our Army and Reserves spread thin in Iraq and Afghanistan and across the Globe;

    we will surely lose!!




    http://www.filecabi.net/video/Canadi...ed_Forces.html


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    be careful. you never know what those canadians might pull.

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    We've already begun our attack AHAHAHA!


    I think I've done this joke before.
    Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: He says, "The Apaches are a great race," sir. "They've never been conquered. But it is not well for a nation to be always at war. The young men die... the women sing sad songs... and the old ones are hungry in the winter."
    Fort Apache

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    Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot Lyrics
    From the album "Straight outta Lynnwood"

    Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
    Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
    and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead?
    I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

    They all live on donuts and moose meat
    and they leave the house without packin' heat
    never even bring their guns to the mall
    and you know what else is too funny
    their stupid monopoly money
    can't take 'em seriously at all

    Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
    they treat curling just like it's a real sport
    they think their silly accent is so cute
    can't understand a thing they're talking aboot

    sure they got their national health care
    cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
    then again well they got celine dion
    eat their weight in kraft macaroni
    and dream of driving a zamboni
    all over saskatchewan

    Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
    Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
    see the map they're hovering right over us
    tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous


    always hear the same kind of story
    break their nose and they'll just say soorry
    tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
    It's gotta mean they're all up to something
    so quick before they see it coming
    time for a premptive strike
    (Emphasis added)

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
    Corfy
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    We may not a huge armed forces but we have one of the best trained in the world. We're also pretty specialized. I seem to remember when we first went to Afghanistan, our snipers accompanied Rangers on their patrols because of their skill and also a certain 'toy' they have.
    You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.

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    Don't forget the canadian contribution to D-Day on Juno beach.
    I'm a mog, half man, half dog, I am my own best friend.

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    lol considering that there's really NOTHING on the US/Canada border the US would be totally screwed if such an attack happened.

    I have long been saying that the US has the most capable military and the least protected home soil in the world.

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    I think it's easier for the Canadian Army to cross the border into the U.S. than for a Mexican or Hispanic to cross the border into the U.S. illegally from Mexico.


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