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03-22-2007, 11:08 AM #1j7wild Guest
This Country has an Army? OMG, I hope...
... they don't decide to invade us!!
With our Army and Reserves spread thin in Iraq and Afghanistan and across the Globe;
we will surely lose!!
http://www.filecabi.net/video/Canadi...ed_Forces.html
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be careful. you never know what those canadians might pull.
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We've already begun our attack AHAHAHA!
I think I've done this joke before.Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: He says, "The Apaches are a great race," sir. "They've never been conquered. But it is not well for a nation to be always at war. The young men die... the women sing sad songs... and the old ones are hungry in the winter."
Fort Apache
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03-22-2007, 07:24 PM #4
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Weird Al Yankovic - Canadian Idiot Lyrics
From the album "Straight outta Lynnwood"
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
and they leave the house without packin' heat
never even bring their guns to the mall
and you know what else is too funny
their stupid monopoly money
can't take 'em seriously at all
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
they treat curling just like it's a real sport
they think their silly accent is so cute
can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
sure they got their national health care
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
then again well they got celine dion
eat their weight in kraft macaroni
and dream of driving a zamboni
all over saskatchewan
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
see the map they're hovering right over us
tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
always hear the same kind of story
break their nose and they'll just say soorry
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
so quick before they see it coming
time for a premptive strike
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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03-22-2007, 08:04 PM #5
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We may not a huge armed forces but we have one of the best trained in the world. We're also pretty specialized. I seem to remember when we first went to Afghanistan, our snipers accompanied Rangers on their patrols because of their skill and also a certain 'toy' they have.
You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.
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Don't forget the canadian contribution to D-Day on Juno beach.
I'm a mog, half man, half dog, I am my own best friend.
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03-23-2007, 08:26 PM #8j7wild Guest
I think it's easier for the Canadian Army to cross the border into the U.S. than for a Mexican or Hispanic to cross the border into the U.S. illegally from Mexico.
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