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    Talking The Asylum pictures trailers

    Ever seen Transmorphers?

    Worst movie ever. And there are more!!





    30 000 Leagues under the Sea

    In this modern retelling of the classic science-fiction tale, the charismatic sociopath Captain Nemo uses his high-tech submarine to wreak vengeance on the surface world.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/3...ne_trailer.mov (6269KB)




    Universal Soldiers

    A government program to create genetically modified super soldiers goes awry when the unstable and unstoppable lab subjects escape from their maximum security holding cells.
    Trailer
    currently unavailable, probably because of some source code mistake. Try here later.




    Freakshow

    When a gang of thieves, hiding out in a circus sideshow, decides to steal from the wealthy owner, there are horrific consequences!
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/f...w_for_web2.mov (4602KB)




    I am Omega

    The lone survivor of a deadly plague is doomed to an eternal battle with the mutant creatures that now control the Earth.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/I_Am_Omega.mov (3844KB)




    Invasion of the Pod People

    After a woman’s closest friends and co-workers undergo extreme personality changes, she begins to suspect that they have been replaced by malevolent alien invaders.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/P...ler-Cannes.mov (5192KB)




    666 Beasts

    Donald Lawson, the devil child from “666: The Child,” is now an adult and is determined to fulfill his destiny as the Antichrist.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/0...TRAILER_02.mov (6765KB)




    The Apocalypse

    In this epic disaster film of faith, a mother and father search for their only child as a giant asteroid headed for Earth triggers a series of apocalyptic events.
    Trailer
    http://theasylum.cc/qttrailers/Apocolypse.mov (3455KB)





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    Snakes on a Train

    Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/SNAKES.mov (2885KB)




    The 9/11 Commission Report

    Based on the best selling report by the 9/11 Commission. A thriller in the tradition of TRAFFIC, SYRIANA, and UNITED 93.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/9-11_Large.mov (6903KB)




    666: The Child

    A jet airliner plummets from the sky and into the Earth. From the burning embers rises one lone survivor - a small boy. The childless couple that adopts him will soon discover he is no helpless child, but rather something very powerful, something very dark. This boy is the BEAST and with him he carries the beginning of the end.
    Trailer
    same like with Universal soldiers. Try here later.

    Same problems with:
    Alien Abduction
    The DaVinci Treasure
    Dead Line
    Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowers
    Halloween Night
    Hillside Cannibals
    Invasion (same poster as War of the Worlds...)


    Bram Stoker´s Dracula´s Curse

    Based on Bram Stoker's classic, this epic horror follows a team of elite vampire hunters led by Colonel Rufus King and Jacob Van Helsing as they infiltrate the dark underworld to battle the ruthless vampire clan led by Countess Bathorly
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/draculacurse.mov (22MB)




    The Death Valley: Revenge of the Bloody Bill

    Tells the legend of real-life confederate raider, William Anderson, who mercilessly slaughtered men, women, and children until he was brutally executed in the town of Sunset Valley. Rising from the dead as a demon from Hell, Bloody Bill preys on all who enter the ghost town. Now a group of college students must find a way to destroy the monster or be doomed to serve in his army of living dead.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/BLOODY_MARKET_FINAL.mov (16MB)




    Dragon

    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/O...ON_TRAILER.mov (4858KB)




    Evil Eyes


    In the vein of Stephen King's THE SHINING, EVIL EYES tells the story of a screenwriter who is hired by an eccentric producer to write a screenplay about a ruthless serial killer. As he works on the script, devising unique and terryifying ways for his characters to die, similar deaths seem to be happening to the people around him.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/evileyes2.mov (16.1MB)




    War of the Worlds


    In this modern retelling of H.G. Wells' classic sci-fi horror, civilization is laid to ruin when a super race of aliens invades Earth. In a blink of an eye, massive "walkers" cover the planet, annihilating all in their path. As cities crumble and human flesh is ripped from the bone, one man struggles to find the one weapon that will turn the tide for mankind.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/WOTW.mov (26.1MB)




    Intermedio

    Under the border leading into Mexico, within a labyrinth of caves, a deadly presence haunts all who enter. For four friends on an expedition, the caverns become an underground graveyard as the tortured ghosts prey up on them...one by one
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/Intermedio.mp4 (9721KB)

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    Killers
    The deal is simple. Buy the stolen drugs for almost nothing, sell them and make a killing. For Ray and the others, it?s the deal of their lives. For Heather, the rich girl, it?s a ride on the wild side.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/KILLERS.mov (7326KB)

    Killers 2

    Trapped in a maximum security insane asylum, a girl must escape not only the psychological demons which inhabit her own mind, but also a band of killers determined to silence her forever.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/k2big.mov (5404KB)




    King of the Ants

    A young drifter discovers his true calling when he is hired to murder a man he has never met, leaving a trail of bodies in his wake.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/KOTA%2...vie%2012_5.mov (16.1MB)




    King of the Lost World

    In this modern retelling of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fantasy action-adventure classic, a commercial airliner crashes deep in the heart of the Amazon. Now, the survivors must face a mysterious and hostile world inhabited by giant scorpions, dragons, and a simian beast that stands ten stories tall.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/KING.mov (11.8MB)




    Legion of the Dead


    When the mummified remains of an evil Egyptian queen are brought back to life, she resurrects an army of living dead to help fulfill the prophecy that promises her all the powers of the Underworld.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/LOD%20...railer2%20.mov (50.9MB)






    Sorority house party
    What happens when the coolest rock star in the world is held hostage by the hottest sorority babes on campus? The most outrageously rockin? seriously sexy Sorority House Party of all time!

    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/RNR2.mov (18.5MB)




    The Legend of Bloody Jack


    Campfire urban legend Bloody Jack comes to life when one of his kin resurrects him from the dead.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/l...iler_hires.mov (5788KB)




    The Source aka The Surge


    Four teenagers develop paranormal powers after channeling a mystical stone found deep in the woods. They go from outcasts to gods on campus, but soon learn that absolute power corrupts...with deadly consequences.
    Trailer
    http://www.theasylum.cc/video/THESURGE.mov (7857KB)




    Pirates of Treasure Island have same problem as same files above.
    So does:
    Shapeshifter
    Vampire Wars
    There´s about 100 more movies, but none of them have working profiles (you get Error: movie with such ID doesnt exist). I checked all of them.
    ENJOY




    • (BTW: Now in production:
    • Alien vs Hunter
    • Tokyo
    • 2012: Doomsday
    • Prehistoric
    • Death Racing
    • King Solomon's Mines
    • War of the Worlds: The Next Wave
    • Air Force
    • Merlin and the War of the Dragons)

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    Awesome list of trailers. Great work

    Most look like terrible rip-offs...but I guess that's the point

    I actually liked the look of 'I am Omega'....looked cheap but fun

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    I recommend Dracula´s Curse. Thats the funniest one. And War of the Worlds looks like fun. I saw Transmorphers and man ... what an awful movie Trailer tells everything about it
    Also dont miss the Dragon trailer!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by st39.6 View Post
    I recommend Dracula´s Curse. Thats the funniest one. And War of the Worlds looks like fun. I saw Transmorphers and man ... what an awful movie Trailer tells everything about it
    Also dont miss the Dragon trailer!!!
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    They look sooo cheap!! Do they use home digital camera to make their films?

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    I´d say they do. By the look of the picture ... they never make any "Behind the scenes" or something, so you´ll never know, however the picture is either badly processed, or its simply digital cam work.
    But its just really funny (^-^)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nance View Post
    They look sooo cheap!! Do they use home digital camera to make their films?
    Compared with Snakes On A Train, Snakes On A Plane is a sissy.....

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    Universal Soldiers trailer is now online
    http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/US_T.mov (4230KB)

    LOOOL, its a Big Universal Terminator Soldier throwing sticks!!

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    bump : )

    Terminators: http://www.theasylum.cc/video/Traile...W-%20Audio.mov (4MB)
    Transmporphers 2: no trailer yet > http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=156


    gotta love those guyz

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    Exclamation Titanic 2!!

    Where's James Cameron when you need him!!

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe6...=76#from=embed

    no, this is not a joke!!

    http://www.inentertainment.co.uk/201...-knockbusters/

    someone actually spent money to make this crap and put it on DVD!!

    http://www.theasylum.cc/

    I wonder if they make any money doing it!!


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