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    Cool Hustler Entertainment to make 3D Avatar porn

    Thought this was funny...



    "This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D" Screenshot

    Director James Cameron has seen plenty of parodies of his science fiction film "Avatar", but porn giant Hustler is the first to offer a take on the mega-blockbuster in three dimensions.

    The studio arm of the company has announced that the upcoming porn version of the film, titled "This Ain’t Avatar XXX", will be presented in 3-D. Such are the production costs, that Hustler is calling it their highest-budget flick ever produced.

    I can only guess at the content — which may or may not carry on Cameron's environmental message. Either way, you're sure to witness lots of blue-painted porn stars dressed up as Na'vi and, naturally, getting it on.

    "But wait a minute!", you say. "I thought the Na'vi didn't have sexual organs like humans?!" Right you are, my useless knowledge cohort! In fact, a deleted sex scene from the original film showed the two main characters "mating" by hooking their tails together.

    Something tells me Hustler may choose to use a little artistic license in achieving the desired effect.

    "This Ain’t Avatar XXX", which just wrapped production, will be available in September.
    Our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us. - Matthew Mcconaughey - Interstellar

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    those people even made XXX parody of Star Trek, Married With Children, Friends, Happy Days, Partridge Family, Munsters, Gilligan's Island and Seinfeld

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    Well maybe now the people who spent $2000+ on a new TV, $200 per pair of glasses, $500+ for a new receiver, can actually watch something in 3D...

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    j7wild Guest
    I have adult movies at my stores and you won't believe how popular these XXX parodies and some of the other DUMB porno titles are

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