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"This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D" Screenshot

Director James Cameron has seen plenty of parodies of his science fiction film "Avatar", but porn giant Hustler is the first to offer a take on the mega-blockbuster in three dimensions.

The studio arm of the company has announced that the upcoming porn version of the film, titled "This Ain’t Avatar XXX", will be presented in 3-D. Such are the production costs, that Hustler is calling it their highest-budget flick ever produced.

I can only guess at the content — which may or may not carry on Cameron's environmental message. Either way, you're sure to witness lots of blue-painted porn stars dressed up as Na'vi and, naturally, getting it on.

"But wait a minute!", you say. "I thought the Na'vi didn't have sexual organs like humans?!" Right you are, my useless knowledge cohort! In fact, a deleted sex scene from the original film showed the two main characters "mating" by hooking their tails together.

Something tells me Hustler may choose to use a little artistic license in achieving the desired effect.

"This Ain’t Avatar XXX", which just wrapped production, will be available in September.