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You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)
Cast:
Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari, Kathy Bates, Ken Davitian, Tia Carrere, Kevin Dunn, Vinnie Jones, Stephen Tobolowsky, Howard Bishop, Jeannie Leigh Allison, Willie K. Kahaiali'I, Theo Coumbis, Dorian Burns, Tani Lynn Fujimoto, Al Harrington, Allan Okubo, Michelle Cornish, Paul Edney, Joe Fick, Celia Kenney, Duke Kenney.
The Film
Bryan Lighthouse photographs pets for a living – until the day that a client’s German Shepherd chases and maims the beloved cat owned by the wife of Croatian crime lord Vlatko Nikitin. Rather than killing Bryan, Nikitin offers him an alternative: marry his daughter Masha so she can get her green card.
Bryan’s mother is thrilled that her son is “marrying into money” and will soon produce her some grandchildren – but Bryan has no idea what his bride- to-be even looks like. Complicating matters is his sexy, manipulative assistant Tonya, who fancies herself as the future Mrs. Bryan Lighthouse.
Bryan meets his Croatian bride – a beautiful girl-next-door who he is instantly attracted to – and goes through with the “marriage.” But, Nikitin makes it perfectly clear that Bryan is not allowed to touch Masha since she’s been promised to Nikitin’s jealous hit man, Brick. Spending their honeymoon at a romantic Tahitian resort doesn’t help matters.
After a harrowing helicopter ride with daredevil pilot Ernesto, the newlyweds arrive in paradise where they begin to actually fall for each other. Just about that time, wannabe girlfriend Tonya shows up.
Matters grow far worse when Masha gets abducted, and the kidnappers demand a hefty ransom. When Brick convinces Nikitin that Bryan must be behind the plot, the pet photographer is as good as dead. With the help of Ernesto and his cousin Lani, Bryan is forced into serious action to save his new bride before Nikitin has him killed.
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