An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his
wife, "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary.
We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings.
But there's something I've wondered about. Tell me the truth.
Have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

She hesitated a moment, then said, "Yes, Sidney, three times." "Three
times? How could that happen?" Sidney asks.

Marsha replied, "Well, do you remember right after we were married and
we were so broke that the bank was about to foreclose on our
little house?"
"Yes, dear, those were really difficult times," replied Sidney.
"And remember when I went to see the banker one night, and the next
day the bank extended our loan?"
"Gosh, that's really hard to take," said Sidney. "But since things
were so bad at the time, I guess I can forgive you. What was the second
time?"
"Well," Marsha continued, "do you remember years later when you almost
died of that heart problem because we couldn't afford an operation?"
"Yes, of course," said Sidney.
"Then you will remember that right after I went to see the doctor,
he performed the operation at no cost?"
"Yes, I remember," said Sidney, "and as much as that shocks me, I do
understand that you did what you did out of love for me, so I forgive you. So, what was the
third time?"
Marsha lowered her head and said,
"Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf
club and you needed 62 more votes?"