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    Yet more bad reloaded reviews

    if the first movie had its foot planted squarely on the gas pedal, this movie does so while forgetting to release the parking brake. For the record, the so-called Burly Brawl, in which Neo fights 100 replicas of Agent Smith, is an embarrassment; the computer-generated “actors” are so devastatingly obvious that for a second I thought the animated short film that played before Dreamcatcher had been mistakenly spliced in.
    :big grin:
    http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/fi...iew.asp?ID=678

    The Matrix has achieved a baffling cult celebrity since its release in 1999, and its “bullet time” innovations have been the source of unending worship and parody. The press notes for Matrix Reloaded repeatedly extol Andy and Larry Wachowski for creating a hyper-kinetic dialectic that intersects philosophy, religion, mathematics, mythology and various other texts. But what does The Matrix say that hasn’t already been said millions of times in dorm rooms across the country occupied by computer science majors stoned out of their minds? Matrix Reloaded offers more of the same: a barrage of kick-*** special effects frequently and embarrassingly punctuated by trite philosophical thought tailor-made to make Keanu Reeves go “Whoa!”
    :big grin: :big grin: :big grin:
    http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/fi...iew.asp?ID=677

    And Tisoy thinks this film is being hyped. To quote Morpheus
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    hrmm.. not surprising.... it wont be until after all 3 are released.. and university professors start to deconstruct it.. that we will all have to realise how "clever" it really is again.. ..


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    <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/TheMatrixReloaded-1122457/">Rotten Tomatoes.com
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    its not a good movie plotwise..... its an FX movie... an ORGY of pointless action fight scenes.. which is fun...
    http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6324/fightclubmlzq1.jpg

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    whoaaaa...Tisoy...........






    Does anyone even like you? Let alone, listen to you?




    No one gives a flying **** what you say, you stupid ***.

    Let's see you come up with a better story, you hypocritical retard.

    And an ORGY of pointless action fight scenes? Why do you captialize ORGY? Does it make you giggle? Do you also jerk off to pictures of girls that would never in their right mind even speak to you, even look at you? Horny *** loser.

    And why are they pointless? Back you're statement up before you speak, bitch.

    You're pathetic, hence the alias.

    Get out.

    Kraut.

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    Originally posted by tisoyispathetic
    whoaaaa...Tisoy...........






    Does anyone even like you? Let alone, listen to you?




    No one gives a flying **** what you say, you stupid ***.

    Let's see you come up with a better story, you hypocritical retard.

    And an ORGY of pointless action fight scenes? Why do you captialize ORGY? Does it make you giggle? Do you also jerk off to pictures of girls that would never in their right mind even speak to you, even look at you? Horny *** loser.

    And why are they pointless? Back you're statement up before you speak, bitch.

    You're pathetic, hence the alias.

    Get out.

    Kraut.
    Go away Swapn2kiscool. You were banned for a reason.

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    As a rule, I tend to ignore the movie critics who speak out against senseless fighting. Those guys don't know what they're talking about. If not for the cool fight scenes, The Matrix wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is.
    If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

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    Originally posted by carl
    Go away Swapn2kiscool. You were banned for a reason.
    And serves him right... This guy wanna hold a personal grunt against someone forever and poison every one of his posts with eyesores that no one cares!? Puuurrrleeeaasssee... get over it already...
    Last edited by editman; 05-11-2003 at 05:53 PM.

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    Man, that's it, what the fark is with people being asshats in the last couple of weeks...

    Mod, please delete tisoyispathetic.....KRAUT??? RACIST PRICK.

    I am Australian, want to have stab at me, asshole?

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    Originally posted by Dutch_Schafer
    Man, that's it, what the fark is with people being asshats in the last couple of weeks...
    It's not 'people', Dutch, we suspect that tisoyispathetic is swapn2kiscool, who had a scuffle with tisoy (& yours truly) and got banned at the end. He probably holds a grunt for it so now he's posting personal attacks just to stir the sh*t up.

    JPB, we have a Def Con 3 here. Bring justice to your loyal Forumites...

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    just other peoples opinions..dont give a **** about those mother****ers.

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