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    JOKES! 2: One Line Only

    Write one line jokes, the kind you see on T-shirts or slogans.

    If idiots could fly, this would be an airport


    I know Jack ****....I met him in Nashville

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    no use to have 2 running threads for jokes.

    /G
    "A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." / Carl Sagan

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    It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's HILARIOUS!!
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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    your village called, their idiot is missing.
    Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: He says, "The Apaches are a great race," sir. "They've never been conquered. But it is not well for a nation to be always at war. The young men die... the women sing sad songs... and the old ones are hungry in the winter."
    Fort Apache

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    He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    Deep In The Heart Of Texas!
    My Movie Collection

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    Anuther brillyant mined distoryed bi thee publik edukashun sistum.
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    Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
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    I am a superhero with no powers and no motivation.
    "In case I don't see you--good afternoon, good evening and good night." -The Truman Show

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    Who are these people and why are they calling me daddy?

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    I would love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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    I like to masturbate.


    HAHA how funny is that?

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    It seems we have something in common.

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