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    Bond. Britney Bond!

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    During the interview she also confirmed recent reports that she would like to appear alongside Pierce Brosnan as the next Bond Girl.
    Well... there you go! Wasn't Madonna suppose to be the next bad guy?
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    Oh! That's why she was naked in Toxic... She was practicing!
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    Wait, to be a bond girl dont you have to be able to act. Oh wait! I forgot about the Madonna exception.
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    omigod.. I certainly hope she's not the next bond girl. That would truly be horrible... since when can she act?? I was reading somewhere that some Indian actress (ashwariya rai ... miss world 5 years ago) may be offered the part. That would be interesting.

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    Originally posted by JackiO
    I was reading somewhere that some Indian actress (ashwariya rai ... miss world 5 years ago) may be offered the part. That would be interesting.
    You mean this thread?...

    Besides, normally there're 2 bond girls (at least) in one movie. So Britney and Rai can share screen time. (Better still, Britney plays an evil Bond girl, and we can have a cat-fight finale... wait, there's too much like DAD... )

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    I got a story line for it!
    Brittany witnesses Brosnon kissing Madonna
    Brittany gets angry and decides to create a nuclear bomb which will explode at the center of the earth (oh my!)
    Brosnan must tunnel to the center of the planet stop the nukes and at the same time make love with sexy scientist rai who is the only person on the planet who can disarm the nukes (oh my!)
    Final Corny Bond Line After world is saved at center of the planet:
    (To sexy scientist) Is it hot down here... or is it just you
    *cue final kiss*
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    How about they kill BOnd and just skip to the good old lesbian sex scene that would bump Bond at Rated-R?


    BTW, Toxic? Movie? never heard of it



    also, Britney could say "I'm not so innocent", lol, I've been laughing at that one for years

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    nuh madonna was in the last movie... brittany is just trying to copy

    she is obsessed with madonna..

    and it wont happen.. can almost guarantee it


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    I hope it doesn't happen, but still, she could never be worse than Halle Berry.

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    Originally posted by carl
    I hope it doesn't happen, but still, she could never be worse than Halle Berry.
    I have never read anything that I could agree with more. Berry's performance was probably the worst combination of bad acting and bad lines ever!
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    Originally posted by enkydu
    I have never read anything that I could agree with more. Berry's performance was probably the worst combination of bad acting and bad lines ever!
    I'd have to disagree with you and carl .. I'm not too sure that Britney could act her way out of a wet paper bag! (Although I confess that somehow I'm getting by without ever seeing Crossroads)
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    Originally posted by Rufus
    I'm not too sure that Britney could act her way out of a wet paper bag!
    Erm, not sure what you're disagreeing with, I never said Britney could act, I said she couldn't possibly be worse than Berry, because not only could Berry not act her way out of an open wet paper bag, but she also had one of the most annoying roles in history.

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    hehe....I enjoyed some of her roles (Monster's Ball)

    I just don't think that BOnd can step down to that level

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