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    Shark Tale Poster

    http://www.latinoreview.com/films_20...sharktale.html

    Release Date: Oct 1, 2004
    Distributor: DreamWorks Pictures
    Film Genre: Comedy, Animation
    Country: United States
    Director(s): Vicky Jenson, Bibo Bergeron
    Screenwriter(s): Michael J. Wilson
    Cast: Robert De Niro, Michael Imperioli, Angelina Jolie, Jack Black, Will Smith, Renee Zellweger, Kevin Pollack, Doug E. Doug, Martin Scorsese, Peter Falk, Vincent Pastore


    Synopsis:
    Oscar (Will Smith) is a fast-talking little fish who dreams big. But his big dreams land him in hot water when a great white lie turns him into an unlikely hero. At first, his fellow fish swallow Oscar’s story hook, line and sinker and he is showered with fame and fortune. It’s all going along swimmingly, until it starts to become clear that Oscar’s tale about being the defender of the Reef is all wet. Oscar is finding out that being a hero comes at a Market Price when his lie threatens to make him the Catch of the Day. Now he has to tread water until he can get the scales to tip back in his favor again
    i don't like it....lol
    it looks like it's trying so hard.....

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    Last edited by trailergod; 03-17-2004 at 01:37 AM.
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    yea, very bad
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    I don't like either.

    I wonder how much of Nemo's success will help or hurt this one. People may see at as Dreamworks cashing in on Nemo while others might go in expecting Nemo and if it doesn't deliver it might have a short BO run just like Dreamworks last animated feature.
    You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.

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    pfft.. boooooring


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    Martin Scorsese...hehehe.
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    Originally posted by SharkmanSIX
    Martin Scorsese...hehehe.
    Maybe the story line involves the mob thorowing someone into the ocean to be eaten by sharks, that works.

    THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE: MOMMY MOMMY, THAT SHARK IS FUNNY, MOMMY IT'S THE SHARK FROM NEMO, MOMMY IT IS NEMO EXCEPT A LITTLE DIFFERENT, MOMMY LET'S SEE THIS MOVIE 10 TIMES, MOMMY LET'S SEE IT AGAIN,

    end of story, passion won't make as much

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    Excellent. Any more information on this or additional footage?

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    frequency: you must leave now...

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    Maybe the story line involves the mob thorowing someone into the ocean to be eaten by sharks, that works.
    Yes... I can see it now
    *ENTER MY MIND*
    3 men stand at a dock, 2 in trench coats, one naked...
    Mobster #1(HAHA BRITISH JOKE TIE IN! ) You shouldnt have done it tony... you shouldnt have done it.
    Naked man (wimpering):Im sry boss! I meant to feed the cat but I just didnt have the time!
    Mobster #2: FEFE IS DEAD NOW! SHE GOT ALL DA TIME IN DA WORLD TANKS TO OO!
    Naked Man:Im sorry Garfansio... Maybe I do deserve this...
    Mobster #1: Sorry Tony, tis is da end.
    Mobster #1 pulls out gun, shoots Tony. Tony falls into the water and begins to sink...
    Suddenly ravage tunas come and start eating at his body, Tonys nipple ring falls off and floats away, the body hits the floor and vanishes.
    Nipple ring floats through the water until hitting Oscar the friendly gupi.
    Oscar: What the **** is this! ****in thing hitting me in da ****in face! You ****ing disrespecting me nipple-ring? huh? huh? you want some a dis?
    Then Stingo the friendly shark comes and sees what is occuring.
    Stingo:What the **** are you doin u uptight ****?
    Oscar: Im doing buissness...
    Stingo: With a nipple ring? probally came off some floater!
    Oscar: A floater? well lets go find it! Seeing that my character can not spare to have anymore time being explored.
    Stingo:Yes.
    SO THERE JOURNEY BEGINS!
    After many comical adventures....
    Oscarares dat ****ing body, lets get the wallet!
    Stingo:Hes naked! he aint got no wallet!
    Oscar:Check the anal!
    Stingo:****ing *** no way! you check the anal...
    Oscar:****! Wheres a secondary character when you need one!
    Aussie Fish:OY! Tas be a anal! Me an anal fish! Ill go get the wallet!
    *enters the uh.....Tunnel of love *
    Aussie Fish:OY! Theres nothing down here mates.... just last nights dinner and a document showing where golds hidden in iraq.
    Oscar:O...
    *Oscar pulls out gun aims it at stingo*
    *Stingo pulls out gun aims it at oscar*
    *Aussie, anal seeking fish pulls out guns at them both*
    BLAM BLAM BLAM!
    *Fisherman, on the surface waits for a catch*
    *4 bodies rise... a gupi, a shark, and a Aussie/anal fish and a dead body*
    Fisherman:
    THE END!
    THANK YOU!
    Last edited by SharkmanSIX; 03-19-2004 at 10:16 AM.

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    New poster...

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