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    First question you would ask an alien..

    Do you believe in God?





    aliens like "good" aliens.. not the bad ones!! aliens you can communicate with....

    i just had an Alien marathon with a friend here.. and it made me think of this..
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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    how long does your orgasm last? coz if it's long..... cooooooool
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    Know any hot 'chick' aliens?

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    "Where do you come from?"

    On this canid camera thing an old lady was fooled into thinking an alien was in her backyard and first question was...
    "Need A Cup Of Tea?"

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    Can I come to your place? I'll behave.

    Second question:

    So can I come to your place? I'll bring a six-pack. :big grin:
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    If they have made this device that imprints information in your mind like you see in the movies today (aka The Matrix), I would like to have some gazillion books and references in mine
    It is not enough 'I succeed'. Everyone else must fail.

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    I agree with editman

    @ radstar: LOL. god everywhere ?! NOT...

    Bush, Bin Laden, Hussein, Castro: SAME $HIT

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    Do you know about Tyler Durden?


    better yet... I want you to hit me as hard as you can

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    Do you come here often? Cos I think I've seen you here before.

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    As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
    Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: He says, "The Apaches are a great race," sir. "They've never been conquered. But it is not well for a nation to be always at war. The young men die... the women sing sad songs... and the old ones are hungry in the winter."
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    Originally posted by ZUBi
    @ radstar: LOL. god everywhere ?! NOT...

    could you for once not use any of my replys or opinions with an offensive comeback?? you jerk...

    you know I believe in God and i don't disrespect your opinion. So what you don't believe in God.. that's fine. You believe in what you wanna believe it. But you do NOT have to laugh at me and tell me that there isn't a God. You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!

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    I'd ask "What did you just say?" Why is everyone assuming that an Alien life form would speak English. This is not Star Trek you know!!!

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    Originally posted by SharkmanSIX
    As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, each sack had seven cats, each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives, how many were going to St. Ives?
    you think an advanced alien is gonna fall for that <b>one</b>?

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    Originally posted by carl
    I'd ask "What did you just say?" Why is everyone assuming that an Alien life form would speak English. This is not Star Trek you know!!!

    well my question did say "aliens that you're able to communicate with.." it could be english.. or sign language.. morse code.. or even body language (hehe) I know a good body language that can say "Hey.. wanna go back to my place?"

    There are people here that speak Klingon and Klingon doesn't even exist... Believe me, Star Trek is everywhere..

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    Id ask him to take me away,
    Cause I am too sexy for this planet.

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