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  1. 04-22-2004, 01:13 AM #1
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    [- NEWS -] Penis explodes during sex

    Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

    Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

    Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

    "I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

    Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

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  2. 04-22-2004, 07:29 AM #2
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    Gah! That would almost be enough to scare me aware from sex!

    That's almost as bad as the guy who had his testicle cut open after being towel whipped by a wet towel in a men's locker room!
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  4. 04-22-2004, 12:46 PM #4
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    Wow... another one?


    (this is very shocking!)
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    Those poor....poor...poor.... poor bedsheets. I weep for them.
    And the whole exploded dick thing.
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    Man if is his dick exploded, just imagine her orgasm.....
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    There seems to be a lot of explosions happening around the world lately.

    I would have thought a mobile phone exploded in Hong Kong would be strange enough. Now this...

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  8. 04-23-2004, 01:51 AM #8
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    Ouch - not really bladder-burstingly funny is it? (Sorry for the ultra-lame pun)
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    Wait a tick... it wuz the girl that felt something "strange"... didn't the guy feel anything? is it one of those "pop" explode or the "helium out of the balloon" explode?



    poor guy
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    radstar you're so mean
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    Probably swallowed ten Viagras and forgot about the "if erection lasts more than 4 hours, seek medical attetnion"

    During sex the veins contract while blood is still being pumped in, that means that eventualy there is no way for the blood to escape but more is still accumulating, then it burst, not exactly usual but possible

    That must've been one hot girl
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