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  1. 07-17-2006, 12:07 PM #1
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    Talking A Strange Thing Happened to Me Yesterday !!

    I went to the restroom at the coffee shop and it's one of those restrooms with a sink, a stall and an urinal and the door has a lock on it.

    I was getting ready to go inside when these 2 good looking drunk babes came up behind me asking me if they can use the Men's room to freshen up and change into their bikinis.

    Apparently the Women's room was occupied and they wanted to make sure no one bothers them while they are in the Men's room.

    I was going to stand guard at the door outside but they asked me to stay inside with them so if anyone knocks, a man can reply!!

    So I got me a very personal private show (think Adult Movie type) and when I got back to the table my Wife asked me why I took so long, I told her there was a line at the restroom.



    TRUE STORY, I BULLSHIT YOU NOT!!

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  2. 07-17-2006, 01:18 PM #2
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    Wife logs on to the net.. types in www.movie-list.com... clicks forum.. reads new thread by j7wild... files for divorce hehe...

    Nah nice one mate.. somthing like that happend to me ones on the free way.. this car pulls up with 2 chicks in the back seat that first flash me :S and then start to make out while the driver (also a chick) waves at me.. i nearly ran off the road.. + i missed my damn turnoff..

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  3. 07-17-2006, 03:51 PM #3
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    only one my girlfriend was like that to do me a strip shows and so on, she was SO crazy, able of everything.Damn I loved what she did...but than, suddenly, she moved to France...DAMN!!!
    Me angry! Where´s my food!

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  4. 07-17-2006, 04:00 PM #4
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    I need to get out more, maybe stuff like this would happen to me

    my day wasn't NEARLY as exciting.
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  5. 07-17-2006, 07:49 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus
    I need to get out more, maybe stuff like this would happen to me

    my day wasn't NEARLY as exciting.
    try dating a stripper. exciting isn't nearly a good enough word for it. maybe something along the lines of "constant heart attack" would be better....
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  6. 07-17-2006, 07:59 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by red bear
    try dating a stripper. exciting isn't nearly a good enough word for it. maybe something along the lines of "constant heart attack" would be better....
    ahem my wife was one... with a 4.0 GPA Magna Cum Laude in her College Graduating Class...

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  7. 07-17-2006, 08:23 PM #7
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    I believe you j7wild because stuff like this happens to me ever now and then. I am use to crazy stuff like that. I could probably post some interesting tales but most of the stories are not really "family friendly"
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  8. 07-17-2006, 09:42 PM #8
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