Tom Cruise butplug

[Jax]

Tom Cruise is sueing a manufacturar for making a butt plug in his image:



Tom cruises lawyer: "My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

The butt plug is called "Mission Insertible"

-Oh my god, this so funny

source: http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish...uiseplug.shtml

[farmboybob]

<---- tears of laughter.

Wow, I'd buy one just to piss him off.

[Nance]

source: http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish...uiseplug.shtml

Butt plugs, which can be worn by men or women, gay or straight, were invented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been worn by historical figures (Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar), musicians (Tchaikovsky, Boy George, and Mick Jagger), and opinion shapers (Gertrude Stein, Barney Frank, and Matt Drudge).

This is such a mental image.
I never knew that, it's like toooo much infos...

[j7wild]

Ok Nance, that's just Too Much Information !!

[Gaumont]

George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.

LOL

I can just see some historian going through history searching for ppl standing up when they normaly would have been seated.

[Nance]

Ok Nance, that's just Too Much Information !!

This is Jax that give us the link, don't shoot the messenger.

I will see epic movies differently now.

[Jax]

There's a new butplug on the market, who can this be:

[Jedi Master]

aaah man this thread is getting weird!!

[Nance]

Paris Hilton? Naaahh, it doesn't count. I look the properties.

Soooo, she's very "everywhere".