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Geek test
How much of a geek are you? Mine came up with a shocking result seeing as I am a movie buff...
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">0%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_minus.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">Boy, you really broke through the bottom on this one. You are <b>SO</b> not geek. I recommend staying away from conventions, computer stores, colleges, universities, or anywhere else people might display the slightest interest in something other than what's on TV at the present moment. Your mere presence among geeks of any degree is incredibly dangerous to the continued existence of the known universe. Here, I'll say it slow so you can understand: Anti-geek + Geek = Big Boom. Now go read a book, for god's sake.</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">30%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
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<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote
</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." / Carl Sagan
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I'm starting to feel disowned by the forum...
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">34%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
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<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote
</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
If it even counts as a spoiler
You get 6% extra if you eat Pizza for breakfast! Who eats in breakfast? I go for lunch directly!!
It is not enough 'I succeed'. Everyone else must fail.
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">29%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
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<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote
</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>"I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone …
but they've always worked for me,"
Hunter S.Thompson
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">2%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_0x25.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
somebody told me you have a boyfriend who looks like a girldfriend that i had in february of last year the killers
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">16%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_0x25.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">23%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_0x25.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
Are you a Mexi-CAN or a Mexi-CAN'T?
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Yep, I'm a liason alright.
<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">34%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
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<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote
</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
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10-01-2003, 02:41 PM #11
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">50%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
<blockquote>
<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote></td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
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10-01-2003, 03:58 PM #12
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">3%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_0x25.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.
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Originally posted by carl
http://www.movie-list.com/forum/show...highlight=geek
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<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">15%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_0x25.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>
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Originally posted by Gaumont
aww damn, i was 26% geek back then and 30% now. ITS GETTING WORSE.
That's progress!
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