In the outskirts of Glasgow (scotland) two families are in court. There was an uproar at a wedding.
The best man explains, "it is customary for the best man to have the first dance with the wife where we live, and the music never seemed to stop, so what we thought was the first dance then became the second and third, and then the groom jumped over the table, ran upto his wife and kicked her in the privates"

The judge says, "That must have hurt"

The best man then says "Damn right, broke two of my fingers"