It seems like it has been a while since we have had a quote contest, so I thought I would toss one in. Only there is a catch... the quotes are themed, which makes it a little more difficult (or easier, depending on how you look at it).

The theme is Obscure Family Relations.

Unfortunately, I could only come up with four, so that is how many I will use. The usual rules apply... 1 point for naming the movie, one point for naming the character, and one point for naming the actor/actress, with a possible 12 points total.

Here they are, and good luck.

(BTW, the first one, which should be fairly easy, inspired the idea behind the theme.)

A) I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

B) I'm his third cousins brother's wife's stepnieces great aunt! Twice removed.

C) He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice.

D) Ah, actually that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir.