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    Jessica Alba

    Jessica Alba:

    Unless those words are sexist chauvinistic comments...



    Look at her technique: such grace, such finesse, such expertise and it's only 5 calories too!!

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    She looks so skinny in those pictures.
    If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

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    lucky lollypop.

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    ^I agree there, I wonder how much tongue action that thing is getting

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    Quote Originally Posted by j7wild
    Look at her technique: such grace, such finesse, such expertise and it's only 5 calories too!!

    Ah ah ah ah... man you make me laugh

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by Jedi Master
    Ah ah ah ah... man you make me laugh
    Quote Originally Posted by wirm
    She looks so skinny in those pictures.
    That's because those lollipops are only 5 calories and it burns off a great deal of her calories to suck on them!!


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    And still looking GORGEOUS as ever!!!!
    But yes WAY over dressed. ...

    "Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, Right?"

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    She looks angry!!


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    I like the angry look, ... and the dark look ... and the naked look. ... and the ....

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    Wink Jessica Alba is a happy consumer !!

    Usually when I go shopping with my wife; I end up being dragged all over the mall and I have to answer TRICK questions such as: "Does this dress make me look fat?".

    Furthermore, we never get to go to a real store like Sharper Image, Sony or Victoria's Secret.

    Then there is the shock of getting that credit card statement!!



    I wish I was married to Jessica Alba and then she can drag me to all the nice electronics gadgets stores like the one she is at in the following images.

    She must be the only woman I'd ever seen who gets excited over electronics gadgets;

    I wonder what other kind of gadgets that run on electricity (or on batteries) she gets excited over?

    Hell if I am lucky, she may even pay for the credit card bills; after all, she is the one that has more money!!




    that third photograph reminds me of one of those starlets in those special movies waiting for the special shot...






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    That over exagerated scrunchy smiley face is the best picture ever. lol Glad she still knows how to be human and not worry about how every last picture turns out

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    im with Marcus on that one... love that picture....

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    She's just too pretty for Hollywood. I don't know, put her in a glass box and display her at the Metropolitan Museum of Art or something. - Jake on the topic of Scarlett Johansson.

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    Wink Jessica Alba FHM Collections Scans!!



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    that hair is crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus
    that hair is crazy!
    good for pulling and pushing


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