Farewell, everybody (this is your day)

[editman]

This is rather a difficult message to write. I'd never thought it’d have come to this, but it did. And I suppose it would only be fair to announce it in public.

Recently some of you may have noticed that éditman has not been very active in this Forum as he used to be. Some speculations have been made, while others have been told different stories.

To set the record straight: the actual reason that éditman has been rather dormant is that I have been heavily involved in an affair with a well-known figure's wife, who happened to be working in the adult entertainment industry.

Lately things have turned sour. Very sour, to a point that éditman have to cut off every social connection, in order to protect himself from, let's say, the mafia breaking his legs or his neck.

After consulting with JBP, I have come to the paranoid yet painful decision that I must give up the one high-profiled job that would risk exposing myself in the circle of murder, mayhem and espionage. (Heck who would have thought having a little fun with a two-bit stripper would cost your life?)

Effective immediately, éditman is not a modiator of the Movie-Lust Forum. Sorry he won't be around celebrating the 10th anniversary in 2 weeks time.

Thank you for your support over the years. It's been a great plaesure working for you and I will always cherish the time I was here.

Good luck to myself. Gotta go - off to hiding in a hole now.



BTW if you believe in any of these, this is your day. Enjoy.
BTW 2 I am well-aware of the time zone difference. For the record I'm following the US/Canadian time, which is 2am of the 1st at time of posting.

[Mithrandir01]

I'll be the first who write here something...

Sometimes I didn't agreed with your opinion, but I had respect for you. And always will be so...

Good Luck editman!

[michalz00]

I can't accept this! I just can't!

éditman I can offer you protection... just come to Poland, we will get you a new identity, you will be safe and you will be able to continue your job as a mod (of course under a new nickname)

[sex maniac]

Sorry, I still have had your postal address from sending you the "Picnic at Hanging Rock" DVD and I gave the adress to the mafia. I know you've been a great friend, but the mafia offered me a loading of used japanese schoolgirls' panties ... I just couldn't say no. Please forgive me... I hope you'll have a nice funeral.

[WorkShed]

I'm sorry guys, I GAVE ALL YOUR ADDRESSES AWAY!!!

(shoots self in head)






(dramatic music)

[st39.6]

you got it all wrong Workshed

I´m sorry guyz, I gave your all adress away!!!

(leaves to another room)
(shot is heard through the wall)
(yet body is never found)

(he disappears and lives luckily ever after)


So, editman ..... farewell
And see you tomorrow
The question now is, when you screwed some strip-chick .... how was she?
Thought when you was makin this up, you actuall had to make up even her, so you -I´m sure- must have pretty good vision of her

edit:dang, I´ve made secondary text so small and colorful that I cant see it myself

[Jedi Master]

Man i sure hope it's a joke and if it's one is a bad one Editman you are part a this family you just can't go! Move, change your name, come to Canada!! You can even change your nickname to Jedi master's padawan is you want

I'm telling you if it's an April fool i'll fly down to Australia and slap you behind the head!!

Movie-list without Editman...Pffff...

..JP since Editman is leaving can i have his parking space??

[j7wild]

a well known figure?

you mean like a wise guy?



who is going to send me infraction points for posting nude GG girls pictures and who am I going to argue with now?



Come to my City, Editman;

we'll protect you!!

I know people in every level of Law Enforcement here from local to state to Federal and I also know members of Asian and African American and Hispanic Gangs.

[chernabog_ca]

Gotta love April Fools day.....

[Lafce]

I don't believe that even the mafia is capable of finding out who editman is - so you have no reason to worry...

[corfy]

Well, so long editman. It has been a pleasure working with you.



And for everyone else....


PARTY AT CORFY'S HOUSE!!!!!



And a Happy April Fool's Day to you, too

[WorkShed]

you got it all wrong Workshed

I´m sorry guyz, I gave your all adress away!!!

(leaves to another room)
(shot is heard through the wall)
(yet body is never found)

(he disappears and lives luckily ever after)

YOU STOLE MY PLOT TWIST YOU S.O.B.!!!! You'll be hearing from my attorneys.

[editman]

You know what they say (or sing)...

"Fooled me once, shame on you.
Fooled me twice, shame on me."

The replies do kinda show who your friends are, don't they? In this case, you all are. (Let's see... Canada, Poland, Texas, Indiana... whereabout is a better hiding place... oh sorry, I confused myself with 'éditman'... )

And what a bunch of smart ones you are. Ahhhh... just can't fool anybody these days can I? (At least you can't say I don't have a sense of humor. )

So... I presume everyone had a peaceful April Fools Day, without being actually doped? As for myself, I didn't actually get fooled, nor anyone played practical jokes on me, but I did lose some precious sleepy time in the afternoon by a sudden visit by some family friend*. Oh well, one just can't burn every bridge...

As for JackieBoy's question, no didn't actually screw a stripper (I said, "had fun with" and "involved in an affair with", which is not necessarily a sexual relationship ). Escort girls, on the other hand... nah let's not get into it.


* working nightshifts, hence sleeping in the afternoon - oui, je suis un vampire...

[Mithrandir01]

Ahhhh... just can't fool anybody these days can I? So... I presume everyone had a peaceful April Fools Day, without being actually doped?

Actually... You fool me all the way...

Shame on me