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    Britney Spears in Die Hard 4 ?!

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    January 22, 2003... Sharp-eyed readers in Dallas sent word to CA today about a bizarre entertainment story that appeared in yesterday's Morning News newspaper. According to our scoopers, the news story stated that none other than pop song starlet Britney Spears is being considered to play Bruce Willis' daughter in the new Die Hard movie. The Texan newspaper claimed they got their info from a source close to the singer, and that the setting for the film would be on a Carribean holiday. Also mentioned by the source was that Willis wants to kill off his character of supercop John McClane in the picture. The spectacular story later appeared on Tuesday's edition of Entertainment Tonight. Before you start screaming in the streets, bear in mind that this story hasn't been confirmed by anyone from Spears' or Willis' two camps. ['UB', 'Superfuld', 'Captinamazing' and Colin Magnuson spat out their coffee in unison.]
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    Cool

    She could be good in that role.

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    Hmm... perhaps a mean or bad girls. Kinda what u see in Barb Wire with P. Anderson.
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    Originally posted by Kn'thrak
    Hmm... perhaps a mean or bad girls. Kinda what u see in Barb Wire with P. Anderson.
    That sweet little girl in Die Hard 1 grows up to be Britney Spears!!? If that's true... :mad:

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    I know I said I wanted someone cute, but I was hoping for Portman.

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    Oh, please no! Not Britney!

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    Wink

    Who cares about bitch.

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    Originally posted by Kat
    Oh, please no! Not Britney!
    Your sig perfectly describes this news.

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    If she never sang or acted again then maybe she could have a decent career at McDonalds. That's about it.

    Though watching her and Christina Aguilera try to out-skank each other is amusing. Whoever goes into porn first wins.

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    Originally posted by Marcus

    Though watching her and Christina Aguilera try to out-skank each other is amusing. Whoever goes into porn first wins.
    lol

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    Originally posted by Marcus
    Though watching her and Christina Aguilera try to out-skank each other is amusing. Whoever goes into porn first wins.
    Porn as Sharon Stone in 'Basic Instinct'/Madonna in 'Body of Evidence' kind of porn, or porn as Linda Lovelace in 'Deep Thorat' kind of porn?

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    Originally posted by editman
    Porn as Sharon Stone in 'Basic Instinct'/Madonna in 'Body of Evidence' kind of porn, or porn as Linda Lovelace in 'Deep Thorat' kind of porn?
    Never really thought of it. Nudity would win but actual porn after that would be like "last point in overtime" and THEY would win.

    But whoever wins, we all win

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    Originally posted by Marcus
    But whoever wins, we all win
    Not necessary: I still lament to-date that I saw 'Body of Evidence'. Probably the lowest point in Willem Defoe's career. (And of course Madonna never has a high point in her film career. Evita? Get outta here... well, maybe, seriously...)

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    You see, from the looks of things, Britney Spears seems to have given up, she hasn't done much at all lately. If she goes in trying to act, or at least not as a star, it might work out. As long as they just make her the Bonnie Bedelia, as in not doing anything important but serving as a reminder of why John gives a rat's ass, I wouldn't have a problem. Christina will SO be the first one into porn.
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    It could be worse: Britney could play John McClane's new love interest!... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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