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    Angry Diaz denies 15 year old his dying wish

    Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted



    Morten imagines Diaz (inset)

    PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

    The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

    "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and Thereís Something About Mary we thought, sure, thatís the least we can do for him."

    But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
    "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

    Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didnít want to know."

    With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

    "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"
    http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story....AT=6&NAME=diaz

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    *starts planning dying wishes for certain actors*

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    What is it with your guys that you prefere blowjobs than real sex ?!?

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    LOL... is this real? ...
    http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6324/fightclubmlzq1.jpg

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    hehehe.. what a bitch! she could have at least given him a handy!!


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    Originally posted by The Digital Rich
    hehehe.. what a bitch! she could have at least given him a handy!!

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    It's not real. This website is a tricky one but there are a few tell-tale signs that it's not real news

    First, look at the absured legal disclaimer, warning of paper cuts among other things.

    Second, they claim to have a print edition. where could they get this printed?
    "What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"
    funny, yes. But most of the world is too uptight to see it as funny.

    and THIRD (and this is the dead givaway people) The boy picked Diaz over Natalie Portman. He must not even be real.

    Still, if it was real, this is the likely outcome. If anyone here on M-L ever has a deadly desease, I hope all the regulars do everything in their power to get something crazy to happen

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    That Kid OWNS!!!

    But I would rather have Portman...

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    haha, I'm gonna be emailing this around.
    If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

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    Originally posted by GermanFinne
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    What is it with your guys that you prefere blowjobs than real sex ?!?
    Yeah .. you're right. Fellatio sucks.


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    Originally posted by Mischa
    Yeah .. you're right. Fellatio sucks.


    LOL:big grin: :big grin:

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