Come up with a plot for this film.

[carl]

I didn't sleep well last night, so instead of lieing in bed I've been playing on paintshop again. Quick competition. Come up with a plot for this movie, maybe if you like it I can do anotherone. The winner get's their plot on my site next to the poster.
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[Jake]

Seeing jar jar again nearly cost me a heart attack!

But I'll try...

Jar Jar and Jar Jar are two "mommies" (or "daddies" depends how you look at it) who really want a kid. They live in a utopian world where gays are not allowed to live...er....have children. They fight a court battle over who keeps the kid (whose name will be Figaro), ...mesa too depressed to go on...

[Marcus]

Two Jar Jars fight over a small child, who is to be their dinner because everyone knows Jar Jar eats babies. The battle includes crappy dialoge with outragous accents and made up words, stupidity and mass distruction of property. In the end, both Jar Jars destroy themselves because they don't understand how large a nuclear blast actually is. It's probably for the best anyway.

In the intrest of political correctness, little Timmy survives the blast and remains uneaten. We never hear from either Jar Jar again.

[radstar]

Episode 1.5

After the planet Naboo has been saved, Jar Jar wanted to go out on vacation for a year. Jar Jar went to visit Anikan. Unfortunately, Obi-Wan Kenobi had legal guardian over the child while training him to be a Jedi until he becomes a total Jedi. Kenobi had to get some groceries so he left Anikan in his room, alone. Jar Jar was on his way to the airport until he saw Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving the Jedi building. Kenobi wuz walking which wuz very unusual. Jar Jar watched him leave and then quickly ran into the Jedi building. The guards knew Jar Jar so they let him in, he kidnapped Anikan and left the planet Naboo.

He went to visit his twin brother, who is also Jar Jar, at the planet Wazowski. He showed him a human child. Twin Jar Jar wuz extremely curious of what a human looks like because at the planet Wazowski, no human have ever been there before. Only him and weird creatures who look like monsters. There are no special names for their species. Jar Jar wuz taken w/ his father and Twin Jar Jar wuz taken w/ his mother. They all lived separately on the planet Naboo, until Twin Jar Jar wuz taken away cuz of his mental problems and his attempted murder to the mayor 10 years old. The planet Wazowski is almost a prison but you still have freedom, you just can never leave the planet.

So Anikan lived for almost a year w/ Jar Jar and Twin Jar Jar. Jar Jar's vacation wuz almost over. Twin Jar Jar wanted to keep Anikan. Jar Jar didn't know what to do cuz he can't return to Naboo without Anikan. He will probably get convicted or maybe even fed to Jabba the Hut's pet! Jar Jar and Twin Jar Jar fought about it. Anikan wuz frightened cuz their fights are getting violent every minute. Anikan used his very first force to send a telepathic message to Kenobi.

In the middle of his conference meeting, Kenobi interupted Yoda cuz he heard Anikan's voice. Kenobi gathered up his gangs and arrived at the planet Wazowski. They found Twin Jar Jar's cabin so they approached the cabin. At the doorstep, they heard disturbances and yelling. They broke in the cabin and Anikan wuz in Twin Jar Jar's arms w/ his hand around Anikan's neck. Jar Jar wuz in front of him yelling, "No!!!!" In a split second, Kenobi took out his lightsaber and cut off Twin Jar Jar's head and saved Anikan. Jar Jar stood and looked at his twin brother w/ a distant stare. Kenobi looked at Jar Jar and he explained the whole story. That Jar Jar wanted to take Anikan back to Naboo. The Jedis didn't know what to think.

Jar Jar wuz served in trial. Because Jar Jar treated Anikan wonderfully and cuz he tried to return Anikan back to Naboo, Jar Jar wuz awarded w/ a new job working for the new senator.

To Be Continued