Just by looking at the Wedding Dress in the following photograph I can tell several things about the Bride:

1. She is a Beeeyach!! She whined and cried about wanting the wedding dress with the King Kong Size Grand Cathedral Train and when he said no because it was too expensive, she played little Miss Whiney Drama Queen with him until he gave in!!

2. She handpicked all those people to hold the Train and she bossed at them: "Don't let it touch the dirty ground or you will be paying for it"!!

Betcha all those people are from his side of the family too!!

3. She looks upset as if she didn't get something she wanted and he looks unhappy!!

If she wasn't wearing a Wedding Dress, you would think they were headed for a Funeral!!

Oh Yeah He Is Definitely Screwed Big Time !!