NAS-TEY!

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly pissed because while shopping at Madison over the weekend a swarm of paparazzi suddenly ditched her to chase after Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as they drove by. And to get back at them she allegedly followed them around blasting K-Fed's new album.

"All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris," the eyewitness tells Star. "And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, 'What the hell just happened?'"


But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline's CD! In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy's on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. "Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table."

Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin's praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime. The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

I wish to God this is true, but keep in mind the source is Star. You'd get more accurate reporting from a crazy homeless man's diary or a Bazooka Joe comic.