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[Shrubz]

What guys want...

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[RoboDan]

Bang bang BANG!!!!
--Dan

[Gaumont]

[trailergod]

LOL.... ok..

[Lafce]

[carl]

Well if that's your chatup line Mark then good luck...
I guess.

[Kn'thrak]

http://www.movie-list.com/forum/show...&threadid=3200

[Shrubz]

haha from January 15th... didn't know it was posted. Anyway, I EMBEDDED it... ooooo!

[Matrix]

[guevara]

Sterotipic for guys

[Matrix]

Hm better a man could not say what he want ...

[Marcus]

Originally posted by GermanFinne
Hm better a man could not say what he want ...

Maybe a bit extreme but it was funny. Seen it before though.

[trailergod]

now i'm going to get it from the girls! hehehe!!!


-Why do Tampons have strings?
So you can floss after every meal.

-How can you tell a macho woman?
She rolls her own tampons.

-Why don't pygmy women wear tampons?
They keep stepping on the strings.

-If a woman were to rule the word it wouldn't be so bad but every month you'd have seven day's of intense negotiations.
Why can't you trust women?
How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

-One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told, and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

-Why did the Army send so many women with PMT to The Gulf War?
They fought like animals, and retained water for four days.

-Did you hear about the new all-female delivery service?
It's called U.P.M.S.
They deliver any time they ****ing feel like it.

-What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pit bull?
Lipstick.

-What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

-What's the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of ****ing time.

-Why do women have periods
Because they deserve them.

-What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

-What do you call a woman with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.

-Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

-Why does it take four women with PMS to screw in a light bulb?
Because it does, alright!?!?

[Matrix]

Originally posted by tisoy
now i'm going to get it from the girls! hehehe!!!


-Why do Tampons have strings?
So you can floss after every meal.

-How can you tell a macho woman?
She rolls her own tampons.

-Why don't pygmy women wear tampons?
They keep stepping on the strings.

-If a woman were to rule the word it wouldn't be so bad but every month you'd have seven day's of intense negotiations.
Why can't you trust women?
How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

-One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told, and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

-Why did the Army send so many women with PMT to The Gulf War?
They fought like animals, and retained water for four days.

-Did you hear about the new all-female delivery service?
It's called U.P.M.S.
They deliver any time they ****ing feel like it.

-What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pit bull?
Lipstick.

-What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

-What's the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of ****ing time.

-Why do women have periods
Because they deserve them.

-What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.

-What do you call a woman with ESP and PMS?
A know-it-all bitch.

-Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow disease was already taken.

-Why does it take four women with PMS to screw in a light bulb?
Because it does, alright!?!?

[Mischa]

Originally posted by tisoy
now i'm going to get it from the girls! hehehe!!!

..snip

:big grin: