JOKES!!!

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here's a few funny pics...

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#2
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#3

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#4

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#5 (last one)

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[Gaumont]

First Person: "Do you know anything about this fax machine?"
Second Person: "A little. What's wrong?"
First Person: "Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened."
Second Person: "How did you load the sheet?"
First Person: "It's a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it in half."

[Gaumont]

Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

[Gaumont]

Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and said to a secretary, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, he took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

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Originally posted by Gaumont
Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

hehehehehehehehe..... :angel"

[Gaumont]

Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

[Gaumont]

Customer: "I can't get into the database." I check the usual stuff, but it's all fine.

Tech Support: "Can you go and check if the server is working?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "What do you mean, 'no'?"

Customer: "No, I can't do that."

Tech Support: "Why not?"

Customer: "Well, it's not there."

Tech Support: "It's WHAT?"

Customer: "They took it away to be upgraded."

[corfy]

An office worker was leaving the office for the day when he saw his boss standing next to the paper shredder.

"Can you help me?" the boss asked. "This is a very important and sensitive document and I don't know how to run the machine."

The office worker showed the boss how to put the paper in and where to press the button, and a grinding noise was immediately heard as the paper dissappeared into the machine.

"Excellent," the boss said. "Now I just need five copies."

[Gaumont]

Fact: Boston Computer Museum sells chocolate bars shaped like floppy disks.

Fact: Three year old kids see daddy boot his computer using a floppy to play games.

Fact: Computers are warm inside...even some quite expensive computers.

I don't want to talk about it.

[Gaumont]

Customer: "I bought the Internet the other day, and it ain't workin'."

Tech Support: "Well, ma'am, can you explain what's happening?"

Customer: "Well, I called that number that you gave me, and it don't do nothing."

Tech Support: "What do you mean?"
Customer: "When I call it, all it does is squeal in my ear!"

Silence.

Tech Support: "Ma'am, do you have a computer?"

Customer: "Computer? Hell, I pay you twenty dollars a month! I don't need a computer!"

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Her: (exasperated) "I'm sure it's the correct password. I typed in the one I saw (another co-worker) use to login to her machine."

Me: "And what password was that?"

Her: "Five asterisks."