why did my wife look at me sideways and wagged her index finger at me?
Dude, no offence but, would you rather your missus 'educate' you with a power breaker dressing skimpily so her dirty pillows would bounce like two bouncy-bouncy balls?

Those of you who has a better half, you have no idea how lucky you are.

Geez, either the audio is a few frames out of sync, or those girls were doing a lousy miming job.